"我今日朝早返8點,6:15起身刷牙,沖涼,洗頭,食公仔面,吹頭,拉頭髮,化妝,一起身都做左好多野"

"準備出門口個時先開始搵鎖匙,平時都吾會咁黑仔既,仲吾洗搵鎖匙會攪到我返工遲到"

"搵到咁上下仲未搵到決定吾搵收工打電話返屋企有人開門嫁啦,知道今日搵都吾搵啦"

"開始返黎份工吾開針,其他我地後生仔啲小事黎既"

"就係咁既,有位同事叫肥仔熊佢一直都想溝我既,就吾知我同光仔有小小係情侶"

"之前仲叫我收工搵佢,但係我次次都呃佢,放佢飛機"

"點知現家攪到成日返工面左左咁,好似吾知點咁,算啦現家連朋友都冇得做"

"之前懶我話佢現家條女波,有咩直得我話呀,廣州妹"

"條女好爛屌小心有愛滋病呀,仆街,講起條女就好火啦"

"算啦,搵到第二份工吾洗煩,清靜好多"

"到佢返工啦,仲要睇佢面色,以為自己係大佬,未玩啦"

"等佢返工既時候,有佢做野,我有我做"

"等到我收工好開針,可以換3啦,走去搭員工車返屋企"

"今日返工好累早啲返屋企休息"

"時間過得真係快咁就過左1日啦"