"琴晚我條仔被佢個fd放飛機,其實都有借口嫁,佢本來個fd都有女朋友嫁啦,佢個fd仲讀夜校既,考左試搵佢條女都好正常姐"

"吾怪得之我條仔被人放飛機啦,激死我條仔,我吾中2我條仔嬲既樣,吾得2"

"琴晚我條仔認成我今日去睇e生嫁,佢次次都呃我,我今日先知咩原因佢吾去啦,佢話睇e生個到好臭一陣味"

"咁我今晚去佢屋企到听完就算啦,都冇嬲自己條仔,之前拍拖成日發得多條仔疲氣,所以次次拍吾成就係咁啦"

"佢其實都中2淨係陪自己條女既,咁黎樣我都知,我返工佢d fd有返工冇物時間陪到我條仔行街,咁我條仔今晚k唱先開始叫佢返工"

"之前未搵到野做個時,成日都係屋企做懶訓豬,佢仲未識到我個時晚晚都出去浦到黑,現家乖左好多未好囉"

"咁樣先有人中2嫁嗎,之前我都有講過話吾被自己條仔食煙既,佢都知我淨係講下姐"

"現家吾洗叫佢全部介曬既,食小d囉,一下叫條仔介煙都几辛苦嫁,我都知條仔感受既,被下自由佢啦"

"我今日朝早返10點,我8點几起身打過電話被條仔,佢叫我9點叫佢起身啦,點知打完佢訓返,咁我都算啦"

"係公司食飯有打比佢,去wc有打比佢,睇下佢係屋企做緊咩,正明左今次拍拖我真係放曬係佢身上到啦"

"等我收工,買雲吞撈面,同埋湯面去條仔屋企一齊食,買左兩杯come buy就係葡萄可必爾都几好飲,但係好甜"

"同條仔係屋企食飽飽啦,等條仔沖涼啦,佢未沖完佢個fd叫呀牛打比佢,等條仔沖完出黎同佢講有fd搵佢,之前佢個fd介紹佢做k場嫁"

"叫我條仔返工,我條仔好好其,跟住我同條仔一齊洛樓下,佢就搭的士返工,我就行返屋企,仲以為條仔送我返屋企,仲以為好開針"

"條仔叫我返到屋企sd信息比佢,好掛住佢,天日問下怡姐幫我個忙先,怡姐做緊侍應個到仲請人波,都有6500個月啦,起碼多過k場啦"

"仲驚我條仔被人溝呀,都係吾得今日要幫下我條仔先"