哈哈..等左好耐呀!?我三日無打日記姐.....多左咁多人睇!?
睇黎各位公主同王子都好想知我今日係學校有咩好笑既野啦!!><
又過左100人睇....我用左It's In The Stars....慶太d高音真係惦到爆!!開頭個下...year...year....year.....It's In The Stars!!
正到爆啦!!><
_______________________________________呵呵..番學啦..
~.~唔夠訓....仲未清醒...我尋日11點出左去...無計啦...太多私事..
- -好慘呀...全身都好傷...有咩可能勁左咁多嫁...要我一打五...好彩無打傷我個靚樣..
______________________________________係m記.....唉
班pk又係咁做功課.........嘩..快到呀!!
______________________________________番到學校...
唉....兩個後選內閣...經過長達兩星期既戰鬥.....!!!!邊個win左!?~.~”我唔記得添...
一番到門口...7個『p fat』圍住我....呵呵...無錯....我d頭髮係就係長左d....不過...佢地好似見唔到bo!!廢既ＸＤ
番到班房....嘩....鬼影都唔多隻.....
____________________________哈哈....你地估下上咩堂!!><
無錯...又係佢.....緊身呀SIR....嘩....個件...個件緊到爆既黑色衫...加埋條18世紀復興時期風格既長『富』....
英到不得了......如果叫我著就....咪玩啦= ="....我運動型嫁!!
________________________開波!!!....上堂啦!!
= =開場......嘈到呀..
緊身呀sir:喂!!....做咩呀你地...坐好d!!
= =好似有人唔妥緊身呀sir bo....
緊身呀sir:咩呀!?咁既眼神...咁既坐『支』..唔妥我呀!?同我隻抽呀!!
.....全部靜曬...@@勁呀!
開始串人啦...又係我最鐘意既時刻....
第一個受害者......師傅...><
緊身呀sir:你既晝.......隻錶去左邊呀!?
師傅:隻錶隱藏左係幅畫入邊呀..呀sir..
緊身呀sir:隱藏係入邊!?...我唔想見到你呀!!你隱藏到入邊呀!!!(指住後邊間房....)
___________過左一陣時間....開始講書啦!!
緊身呀sir:今日..你地會好開心嫁!!尤其係ｄ男仔呀!!...今日哩堂有好多野睇呀!!女仔唔洗怕個bo..你地有野睇嫁!!
你地哩班男仔唔知做咩呀!!剛剛我見到一大班人圍住部電腦奸笑呀!!...都唔方係好野啦!!
彭震:呀sir..你又知我地睇咩!?
緊身呀sir:唔知嫁!!..不過見你班茂利笑得咁淫...呢!!!你呀...口水都掉埋出黎呀你!!
彭震:呀sir我無呀...
緊身呀sir:仲話你無!!..咁鬼大反應..淫賊..
_________又過左一陣...
緊身呀sir:你地尋日有無睇報子呀！？
全班大部分人:無...
緊身呀sir:無呀.....算啦...我講你地知....係澳門賭場有個老板...係好多年前..買左幅『筆加索』係１３世界晝既晝.....放左係賭場度...叫左好多名人去贂佢買番黎既畫...之前值幾億既....而家值10億到.....佢想包裝個畫....就係介紹既時候....個手臂撞中左個畫bo...個畫穿鬼左....咁就10幾億啦!!
全班:嘩....
緊身呀sir:係啦!!..個時d記者同名人就好似你地既反應咁啦!!
= =嘩...10幾億呀!!!咁就無左...條友低低地既.....
______________仲有好多好笑野.....
緊身呀sir:喂!!
莊仔:(走去部電腦個邊....坐低左...)
緊身呀sir:嘩!!!勁唔勁...我喂一下佢...佢就知我想做咩....真係心有靈犀呀我地!!
下次呢....我合左眼你就『隊霖』男仔...右眼就『隊霖』d女仔...兩隻眼就『隊霖』你自己...
太多好笑野啦....唔講啦....
____________________________唉.....
= =呀瑩佢....唉....唔好提啦.....
不過.....嘉華公主...好似有教佢英文...又有教數學bo...
~.~唔知講d咩好.........
下次......各位公主....記住溫書啦!!!
~3~"佳仔剪左頭髮....靚仔左...好過以前既...我覺...唔錯呀!!
_________________________放學啦!!
= =唔記講咩好.....第一次借書比其他班就比老chan截到...嘩..黑仔到呀...
搞到我要留低拎書......= =我等.....
黎左啦....老chan....= =我都等得你耐啦....
= =妖...佢一個一個咁放人.....
到我啦....
老chan:你有咩事留低呀!!
我:無...呀sir你收左我本書姐....
老chan:咩書呀!
我:美術...
老chan:做咩野借書比人呀!
我:無..我同彭彭都有一個熱心助人既心姐....
老chan:等等跟我落去拎....
__________________= =死pk呀...玩野...
嘉華公主:呀sir!!!d數我唔識計呀!!
= =老chan走左去教.....教超耐....
彭彭:(小休中...)
我:(頂你呀....唔想開會姐...洗唔洗咁呀...比我拎完書我就走嫁啦= =)
= =一悶...就同彭彭走埋去老chan度......計下d數...
................教完左嘉華公主
= =其實....嘉華公主明唔明都係一個問題.....佢好似個頭...勁多勁多問號係個頭度...
話就話教...老chan講個時= =...寫曬d答案係本書度.....then...嘉華公主抄番....
~.~最重要既係......佢3次數既小測........唔講分啦....唔係好個種分啦...
＝０＝入左拔尖班.......點入嫁...－ －”我都仲係度諗緊...
美華公主又.....
老chan:好啦...我要去開會啦!!
美華公主:呀sir!!你未教我呀!!
老chan:慘啦...又要講多次....
= =頂....老chan教緊嘉華公主個時又唔聽.....係度雲游....
阻住我拎書= =....嘉華公主同彭彭睇到我個個無耐既樣...唉..忍唔到.....笑左出黎.....
_______________________走得...
我同彭彭去左呀波羅...佢買野食....我買野飲...
係上邊睇...個407站多人到爆......
落到去.....（＝＿＝）一個人都無..
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今日...唔錯...幾好玩
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