1.覺得自己在周圍的人眼中是怎樣的人: 一個好樣衰...好黑人憎既人...
2.這正確嗎: 係ka!!
3.什麼時候覺得「自己是笨蛋」: 自己瘀皮既時候...
4.睡覺時穿甚麼呢: 便服law...
5.至今最深刻的夢: 自殺...
6.會好好整理房間嗎: 不會...好亂ka我間房...
7.有捐過血嗎: 冇呀...第日都想試下...
8.睡相好嗎: 唔好呀...今日先俾人笑完...
9.要是自己的孩子說想進演藝圈，會怎樣辦: 佢中意就ok ka la...
10.你既網名係? shampoo
11.朋友會唔會叫你既網名? 都會既...
12.形容一下你既校長/老細? 校長係個女人...我覺得佢好扮野...成日冷勁甘講間學校冇幾好...點知都係廢到嘔...
13.有冇試過鍾意阿sir/miss? 冇呀...一定唔會la...
14.有冇親戚讚你靚仔/靚女? 我覺得佢好識擦鞋law...
15.有冇朋友讚你靚仔/靚女? 一定踩甘我...
16.如果係街度有人話你似某明星，你會點? 唔好玩la...白痴仔...
17.你覺得佢講既明星會係邊個? 點答你呀...我邊個都唔似...
18.有冇試過當街鬧人? 有...試過好多次...
19.有冇試過當街俾人鬧? 冇...通常第一句俾人話我已經會走...
20.覺得邊種自殺方法最舒服? 跳樓...飛落去甘樣...
21.覺得邊種自殺方法最樣衰? 消碳...好白痴...
22.你宜家想唔想死? 想...煩到想死...傷到想死...唔開心到想死...
23.你宜家想鬧爆邊個? 甘又冇...之前個幾日就有...
24.路見不平，會唔會拔刀相助? 睇下自己做唔做到la...
25.鍾唔鍾意幫人? 甘要睇下係邊個la...如果憎既...就對唔住la...
26.有個唔識既人問你借20蚊，你借唔借? 唔會...傻ka...自己又唔係有錢...
27.覺唔覺得講「我愛你」好娘? 唔覺得...係好冧先岩...
28.咁告白果時點講先算潮? 令到我覺得好感動但係又好搞笑ka law...kaa...
29.鍾意余文樂定係陳冠希多D? 樂仔...!!^^
30.鍾意左手定係右手? 冇乜感覺...
31.有冇興趣入娛樂圈? 一定唔紅既野就無謂搞la...
32.如果宜家有機會俾你入，你會唔會入? 唔...我念我唔會俾人睇到個樣law..
33.有D咩想同D明星講? 你係掂既你先好係度la...唔搞就搵定工la...學jessie話ja...
34.有D咩想同D半紅不黑既星講? 加油la...有實力個d...支持你...
35.有D咩想同D久休復出既星講? 唔好係度爭飯食la...
36.覺唔覺得D人轉呼拉圈轉得好樣衰? 唔多覺得...冇乜感覺...
37.有人話你樣衰，你會點? 我認呀...甘點呀...
38.想同D隱蔽青年講咩? 幾時舖頭呀喂...
39.覺得自己隱唔隱蔽?唔算law...
40.覺得自己會唔會終有一日變成隱蔽青年? 唔知...
41.覺得RAIN鄭智薰點? mama la...跳舞勁law...
42.有冇聽過外國組合Good Charlotte? 冇...
43.有冇聽過日本組合FLAME? 有...
44.有冇聽過台灣組合「丸子」? 冇...
45.覺唔覺得自己把聲好靚? 唔覺得...仍有待進步ｘ1000000000...甘多倍...
46.羨慕DJ既靚聲? 羨慕...尤其時姓葉個個...
47.你講野有冇懶音? 有ka...一時時law...but我會好著重的...
48.鍾意打書面語定係口語多D? 口語呀...
49.有d咩想同boyz講? 你地都係轉公司la...一係返屋企訓覺la...
50.有d咩想同i love u boyz講? 你地不如死左佢算la...仆街...
51.有冇一刻覺得自己好靚? 0.0000000001秒都冇....
52.覺得日本人定係韓國人潮D? 日本人...好似好中意搞好多野甘...
53.覺得日本人定係韓國人靚D? 韓國人...冇原因...
54.覺得日本人咸濕嗎? 個個國家都有好多人咸濕...
55.覺得裴勇俊點? 一個好令仔既明星...
56.如果有人用一千萬買起你既尊嚴，你制唔制? 唔制...我會過得好唔開心...
57.信唔信有灰姑娘? ok la...我想我係law...but我一定冇灰姑娘甘令...仲要樣衰好多tim!...
58.想住半山豪宅定係古堡? 冇乜感覺...
59.鍾唔鍾意古著? ok la....自己著既時候我覺得好好笑...
60.知唔知古著o係日文係咩意思? 唔知...
61.有冇犯過校規?有...but冇人發覺姐...
62.有冇俾人記過野? 甘又好似冇乜...
63.有冇俾老師針對過?點針對法? 絕對有!!!高琪...正一仆街...
64.你有冇做D咩令佢對你另眼相看? 唔洗la...多謝...
65.宜家你想同邊個朋友講d咩? 我想同豬儀講...多謝...kaaa...
66.覺唔覺得D問題好有建設性? 咩呀...
67.覺唔覺得宜家o係度hea緊? 覺...唔係hea甘都唔會做100問...
68.聽到有人話life is wonderful，你會點? 唔好係度亂吠la...
69.聽到folk song，你會點? 聽下law...就係甘...
70.最近有冇o係街撞到藝人? 暑假撞過steven甘law...
71.有冇出過偶像既function? 有呀!!!barry!!!
72.覺唔覺得kellyjackie好神秘? 而家唔覺...
73.如果有個洋妞/鬼仔同你講"may I go out with you?"，你會點? i dont know what u say...kaaa...
74.你穿左幾多個耳洞? １個都冇...唔想穿...
75.覺唔覺得穿左會潮d? 睇下穿係邊個到ka姐...
76.知唔知原宿同裏原宿既分別? 唔知...
77.鍾意睇潮流雜誌定八卦雜誌多d? 八卦雜誌...夠八卦...
78.分唔分到NIGO同藤原浩? who are they?!
79.點睇mk look? ...?!
80.如果有個死mk撩你/你女友，你會點? 直行直過...
81.覺得男仔搽指甲油點? 好變態...
82.覺得長髮既男仔點? 開始覺得有d娘...
83.覺得短髮既女仔點? 我自己都係la...好似...我都唔知wo...
84.鍾意自己長髮定短髮多d? 冇乜所謂...
85.接唔接受到自己既光頭look? 接受唔到...一定唔會剪...
86.鍾意森美定係少爺占多d? 兩個都唔好笑...=.="
87.鍾意無記定係亞記多d? of course無記呀...好好多...
88.手機係邊個台?人仔...
89.住緊屋村定係私人樓? 政府樓law...
90.你住果度有冇發生過命案? 有...唔想講...
91.你係咪自己一間房? 係呀...好細ka炸...
92.屋企有冇工人，你地關係好唔好? 冇呀...我咪工人law...
93.鍾唔鍾意shopping? 幾ka...有錢一定會...
94.鍾唔鍾意window shopping? 幾鍾意...成日都係甘...
95.鍾唔鍾意戴帽? 中意...因為我覺得好得意...
96.你讀果間係中中定英中? 中中...=.="
97.你最後吃的一樣東西是什麼: 燒賣...
98.對上買的正版cd係咩:kelly我是陽光的...^^
99.覺唔覺得呢個100問係有史以來最好玩既? 下...係law...
100.而家幾多點? 1754...
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