1.行天橋定隧道? 冇咩所謂...
2.行斑馬線定紅綠燈? 冇咩所謂...
3.搭巴士定小巴? 我中意巴士多d...
4.搭火車定地鐵? 火車搭得多d...
5.咁輕鐵定叮叮? 面樣都好...
6.揹背囊定鈄揹袋? 一時時la...
7.要粗框定幼框眼鏡? 幼框適合自己多d...
8.藍色原子筆定黑色原子筆? 兩樣都好...
9.用鉛筆定鉛芯筆? 鉛芯筆...
10.手電要摺機定唔摺? 冇乜所謂la...有得用就算...
11.大包裝tissue定細包裝? 唔買紙巾ka我...
12. 曬駱駝要綠色定粉紅色? 唔食...
13.做林曉峰定錢嘉樂? 錢嘉樂...令仔d...
14.揀方力申定劉愷威? 劉愷威...令仔d...
15.要房祖明定成龍? 成龍...紅d...
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17.Yumiko定Jade? Jade...
18.姚明定曾志偉? 曾志偉...令仔d...
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20. 咁萬寧定屈臣氏? 睇下邊間錢d...
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23. bossini定giordano? giordano...
24.行CWB定TST? CWB...卦...
25.唔食飯定唔訓覺? 唔訓覺...
26.食雪糕定雪條? 有得食就得...
27.買短襪定船襪? =.="
28.蔡依林定候佩岑[同Jay]? 蔡依林...襯d...
29.Stephy定嬌[同方力申]? 嬌...襯d...
30.做八兩金定馬蹄露? 馬蹄露...
31.Roadshow d/l鈴聲官恩娜做定吳日言做? 吳日言...好睇d...
32.Mickey定Minnie? Minnie...十卜女仔...
33.Pluto定Goofy? 差唔多...
34.森美定小儀? 兩個都唔中意...小儀law...另一個wo...呵呵...
35.要乞兒頭定光頭? 光頭...爽d...
36.成面暗瘡定有一粒巨? 冇巨...額頭有d走米甘la...
37.自己極肥矮定極高瘦? 唔係極...高瘦卦...
38.開燈訓覺定熄燈訓覺? 熄燈訓覺...唔係訓唔著...
39.楂電單車定大大大貨車? 楂電單車...型d...
40.要7人車定普通私家車? 7人車...抵d...
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44.Gucci定LV?你俾得我我咩都要...
45.Paul Frank定Bathing Ape? 唔識...
46.Super Lover定Hysteric? 唔識...
47.食M記定KFC? 差唔多...
48.7仔定OK? 差唔多...
49.新巴定城巴? 有得搭就搭...
50.安安定佳佳? 2個都唔要...
51.獅子定老虎? 獅子...惡d...
52.耶穌定聖母? 聖母...
53.萬事如意定心想事成? 心想事成...著數d...
54.做阿爺定阿公? 阿爺...high class d...
55.飲diamond black定jolly shandy? jolly shandy...出名d...
56.要土葬定火葬? 火葬...唔洗俾人踩...
57.自己死先定老公死先?一齊死...
58.病死定撞車? 病死...
59.碌落山定跌落海? 碌落山...
60.斷手定斷腳? 斷手...
62.聾左定啞左? 聾左...
63.屙定嘔? 屙...
64.睇劇集定電影? 電影...
65.賭波定賭馬? 賭馬...
66.做男人上身女人下身定女人上身男人下身? 做男人上身女人下身...
67.用real player定window media player? window media player...
68.用ICQ定MSN? 2樣都用...
69.寧願二萬個早到定二萬個遲到? 二萬個早
70.揀Aaron定Leon? Aaron...冇甘寸...
71.吳彥祖定陳冠希? 吳彥祖!!!!令仔到呀...
72.林家聰[12星]定羅貫峰? 羅貫峰...
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76.姓陳定姓黃? 陳...冇甘黃...
77.入樹仁定珠海? 珠海...出名d...
78.飲紅豆冰定菠蘿冰? 紅豆冰...好味d...
79.做情人定貓狗? 情人...=.="
80.食煙定飲酒? 唔會做...
81.蒲bar定D? bar...=.="
82.食蝦餃定燒賣? 燒賣...好味...
83.油炸鬼定牛利蘇? 油炸鬼...正!...
84.食豬定牛? 豬...食死你...
85.揀匯豐定恆生開a/c? 是但...
86.要藍色校服定啡色校服? 藍色校服...令d...
87.8號風定黑色暴雨? 8號風...冇得解...
88.steam定sauna? ...
89.neway定cali? neway...
90.physical定cali? ...
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92.叮噹定多啦A夢? 2個都好...
93.番鹼定沐浴露? 沐浴露...
94.長遮定縮骨遮? 縮骨遮...
95.食橙定柑? 橙...你就柑...
96.用Frontpage定Dreamwaver? Frontpage...識用呢個炸...
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98.聽903定997? 997 is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
99.做定唔做呢個test? 做左...
100.自己個名叫[愛]好定[費]好? 愛...^^"
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