★ 熱身運動 A___A`

[01] ×做咩要做依個1oo問? *比喵喵點左/ 口\
[02] ×係邊度拎咖? *- 有人寄比我
[03] ×做過1oo問未? *- 做過;
[04] ×怞h問題您係咪答得晒咖? *- 唔知


★ 您會....... o____o`

[05] ×嘩.您答埋依條電腦會輕機! *- 一定唔會啦
[06] ×您間學校有人染左豬仔病! *- 我冇返學
[07] ×您考試平均分與實分數高左10分! *- 冇平均分/分數高左
[08] ×您部新買既手機跌左落水! *- 仆佳啦!!!!冇左..........
[09] ×行行下眼鏡跌左-口-! *- 我無眼鏡
[10] ×您銀包多左1舊水@@! *- 爽呀
[11] ×5分鐘後會地震! *- 有咩有咩! 唔覺~你呃我
[12] ×飲水哽親-_-! *- 咳!!

★ 屋K ....... >____<`

[13] ×住邊區? *-9龍灣
[14] ×同隔離鄰舍熟吾熟? *- ok啦
[15] ×佳幾樓? *- 14
[16] ×有幾多個廁所? *- 1
[17] ×係吾係高清電視-v-? *- 有
[18] ×電視有無J2台丫? *- 有
[19] ×雪櫃係1層定兩層定3層? *- 兩層

★ 經驗...... ^_____^

[20] ×有無試過上堂電話響? *- 我上堂咩??
[21] ×有無同異性k1ss過? *- 冇
[22] ×有無去廁所無廁紙-_-? *- 冇~你有?
[23] ×有無俾父母打過Pat Pat -0-? *- 冇
[24] ×有無剪過冬菇頭xd? *- 無
[25] ×有無俾人排斥過? *- 無
[26] ×有無飲過酒? *- 一時時
[27] ×有無FREE過野? *- 唔話你知
[28] ×有無去過網吧? *- 10年x1
[29] ×有無俾人偷偷地除您條褲/裙xd? *- 無!係佳有
不[30] ×有無俾人爆過任何AC? *- 而前有!!

★ 朋友.&同學.. @______@`

[31] ×最尻? *- 唔知
[32] ×最低b? *- 詩
[33] ×最cooL? *- 冇
[34] ×最為食? *- 丫潘<<大食口
[35] ×最中意發脾氣? *- 玩唔起個d
[36] ×最自大? *- 丫潘<<日日玩自大佬
[37] ×最擦鞋? *- 冇
[38] ×最中意挽人? *- 丫詩
[39] ×最長頭髮? *喵?
[40] ×最煩? *- 冇
[50] ×最潮? *- mk囝-.-? 冇
[51] ×打字最快? *- 9知
[52] ×行路最慢? *- 小龜仔
[53] ×成績最屈機? *- 我點知
[54] ×最中意唱K? *- 唔知
[55] ×最中意食sushi? *- 唔知
[56] ×個名最好聽? *- 冇
[57] ×個袋最靚? *- 唔知
[58] ×電話號碼最好記? *- 我手機
[59] ×屋K最好挽? *- 我~~
[60] ×髮型最靚? *- 文龍

★ 學校... .________.`

[61] ×校規嚴吾嚴? *- 咩校規
[62] ×俾吾俾帶電話? *-唔帶
[63] ×俾吾俾放頭髮? *- 比
[64] ×俾吾俾係教學大樓食野? *點會比
[65] ×可吾可以係課室食Lunch? *- 唔知
[66] ×贊吾贊成小食部減價? *- 唔贊成

★ 囍歡... +_______+`

[67] ×銀包咩款? *- 唔知
[68] ×袋咩款? *-   唔知
[69] ×鞋咩款? *- ;唔知
[70] ×眼鏡咩款? *- 唔知
[71] ×手機咩款? *- 唔知
[72] ×衫咩款? *- 唔知
[73] ×咩飲品? *- 可樂
[74] ×咩SUSHI? *- 唔知
[75] ×伴侶類型? *- 我冇咩要求
[76] ×朋友性格? *- 挽得,,傾得

★ 大膽... -_____-`

[77] ×用條利睇下舔吾舔到手肘?*- 唔中2
[78] ×入閘個時企係閘口睇下會吾會夾住您 *-我唔係mtr
[79] ×同您啊媽唱"我的心里只有您沒有他"會點 *- 唱吊吊吊
[80] ×用鎖匙扣個圈扣住隻腳扯公xd *- 扣唔到
[81] ×打去m記問佢係咪KFC *- 打錯 邊喂
[82] ×用個釘書機釘下自已d頭髮 *-釘到咩
[83] ×禁Alt+F4 *- 唔得
[84] ×承上題.您吾係真係禁下化-_- *- 冇
[85] ×用絲襪裝奶茶-v- *- 冇絲襪,,有奶茶

★ 夢想... v____v`

[86] ×殺死邊個老師A_A *- 我冇老師
[87] ×挽死邊個同學O_O *- 我冇同學
[88] ×想邊個同您講我愛您 *- 我女朋友
[89] ×想搭咩車減價 *- MTR;
[90] ×同邊個明星訓教=v= *- 冇
[91] ×想知邊個中意邊個 *- 唔想
[92] ×依1刻想得到d咩 *- 掛住我老婆

★ 表情 .... x___x`
{即如果以下情境發生.您會有咩表情?*例-0- q口q etc..}

[93] ×叮噹同大雄打交 *.......*
[94] ×海公同迪尼合併 *- @@
[95] ×您好朋友搶左您條仔.女 \/
[96] ×去廁所無廁所水 *- !...!
[97] ×您最中意既明星係您隔離住 * >w<
[98] ×地下有1000蚊..假銀紙 * $<>$

★感想 ... ~___~`

[99] ×依個100問作得好吾好 *- Ok啦
[100] ×想吾想作者再作過 *- 唔好...我會比人點