1.行天橋定隧道?天橋*
2.行斑馬線定紅綠燈?紅綠燈*
3.搭巴士定小巴?小巴*
4.搭火車定地鐵?地鐵*
5.咁輕鐵定叮叮?叮叮*
6.揹背囊定鈄揹袋?斜咩*
7.要粗框定幼框眼鏡?襯得我好睇就得*
8.藍色原子筆定黑色原子筆?藍*
9.用鉛筆定鉛芯筆?鉛芯*
10.手電要摺機定唔摺?摺*
11.大包裝tissue定細包裝?細*
12. 曬駱駝要綠色定粉紅色?粉紅*
13.做林曉峰定錢嘉樂?亞LO*
14.揀方力申定劉愷威?ALEX*
15.要房祖明定成龍?祖明>W<
16.揀gayman定TB?TB*
17.Yumiko定Jade?YUMIKO*
18.姚明定曾志偉?曾志偉*
19.幫百佳定惠康賣廣告?百佳*
20.咁萬寧定屈臣氏?差唔多*
21.有張自己o既激大頭廣告,放響紅隧香港出口定九龍出口?九龍*
22.買baleno定blue star?BALENO*
23. bossini定giordano?BOSSINI*
24.行CWB定TST?TST*
25.唔食飯定唔訓覺?唔訓教*
26.食雪糕定雪條?ICE-CREAM*
27.買短襪定船襪?船襪*
8.蔡依林定候佩岑[同Jay]?都OK..JAY鐘意就得*
29.Stephy定嬌[同方力申]?STEPHY*
30.做八兩金定馬蹄露?兩個都唔要*
31.Roadshow d/l鈴聲官恩娜做定吳日言做?兩個都係八婆*
32.Mickey定Minnie?MICKEY*
33.Pluto定Goofy?PLUTO*
34.森美定小儀?森美*
35.要乞兒頭定光頭?兩樣都唔要*
36.成面暗瘡定有一粒巨?一粒巨*
37.自己極肥矮定極高瘦?極高瘦*
38.開燈訓覺定熄燈訓覺?熄燈*
39.楂電單車定大大大貨車?大大大貨車*
41.要7人車定普通私家車?7人車*
41.Now寬頻電視定extv[TVC果個]?差唔多*
42.揀mix定外國人?MIX*
43.塔羅牌定風水?塔羅牌*
44.Gucci定LV?LV*
45.Paul Frank定Bathing Ape?咩黎嫁?!
46.Super Lover定Hysteric?Super Lover*
47.食M記定KFC?M記*
48.7仔定OK?7仔*
49.新巴定城巴?城巴*
50.安安定佳佳?都係熊貓*
51.獅子定老虎?獅子*
52.耶穌定聖母?JESUS*
53.萬事如意定心想事成?心想事成*
54.做阿爺定阿公?阿公*
55.飲diamond black定jolly shandy?JOLLY SHANDY*
56.要土葬定火葬?火葬*
57.自己死先定老公/老婆死先?兩樣都唔要*
58.病死定撞車?兩樣都唔要*
59.碌落山定跌落海?兩樣都唔要*
60.斷手定斷腳?兩樣都唔要*
61.睡覺流口水定扯鼻鼾?流口水*
62.聾左定啞左?兩樣都唔要*
63.屙定嘔?屙*
64.睇劇集定電影?差唔多*
65.賭波定賭馬?賭馬*
66.做男人上身女人下身定女人上身男人下身?要返自己*
67.用real player定window media player?REAL PLAYER*
68.用ICQ定MSN?MSN*
69.寧願二萬個早到定二萬個遲到?二萬個早到*
70.揀Aaron定Leon?AARON*
71.吳彥祖定陳冠希?DANIEL*
72.林家聰[12星]定羅貫峰?羅貫峰*
73.林嘉欣定李嘉欣?林嘉欣*
74.吳卓羲定陳建峰?吳卓羲*
75.蔡瀾定韓韜?韜韜*
76.姓陳定姓黃?陳*
77.入樹仁定珠海?珠海*
78.飲紅豆冰定菠蘿冰?紅豆冰*
79.做情人定貓狗?情人*
80.食煙定飲酒?飲酒*
81.蒲bar定D?BAR*
82.食蝦餃定燒賣?燒賣*
83.油炸鬼定牛利蘇?油炸鬼*
84.食豬定牛?牛*
85.揀匯豐定恆生開a/c?匯豐*
86.要藍色校服定啡色校服?藍色*
87.8號風定黑色暴雨? 兩樣打孖黎*
88.steam定sauna?sauna*
89.neway定cali?NEWAY*
90.physical定cali?PHYSICAL*
91.住1樓定48樓?1樓*
92.叮噹定多啦A夢?叮噹*
93.番鹼定沐浴露?沐浴露*
94.長遮定縮骨遮?縮骨遮*
95.食橙定柑? 差唔多*
96.用Frontpage定Dreamweaver?DREAMWEAVER*
97.至net小人類定放學ICU?至NET小人類*
98.聽903定997? 903*
99.做定唔做呢個test? 做緊*
100.自己個名叫[愛]好定[費]好?愛*