稍提一下.....尋晚聽完森美移動.....就轉台聽恐怖熱線......
之前就不值一提喇......到差唔多尾個陣......有個女性打去講......
呢位女性係沙田中央公園度做既.......就講左關於沙田新城市廣場同埋中央公園既野......
第一......係中央公園個沙池......係好耐之前既事來的......我都有印象個陣岩岩新開沙池既時間同埋有關既野.....
咁有一晚.....佢巡個陣.....就見倒有一堆細路仔係個沙池度玩.....
個個時間閂左公園大門.....又點會有細路呢??
事後佢問返前輩......原來個班細路係廣場上蓋既泳池出沒....有新野開先落左黎四圍走.....
(P.S.泳池係我地搬左入沙田不久後就拆左)
第二......有個看更曾經係新城市對大裝修個陣(唔知而家呢次定係再之前).....四圍都係工地......
見倒一個個樣好慘....定係表現出好悲傷既女性坐左係窗前.....望住出面.....而出現係寶福山.......
另外個看更問過佢小姐有冇事啊??個位女性冇理佢.....
呢位看更唔知簽完簿定咩.....再望返轉頭就冇左人了.....
第三......幾個月之前有個電話講又係係新城市做看更的.....
又講左D故事.....其中一個係話關於繡花鞋既.......
呢位打上去既女性就話件事100%真既.....係新城市做既人都知道呢件事.....
第四.....走火梯間發生既兩件事......一件就係話有兩位看更巡樓梯......
一路講有關呢度既野喇.....就有位女靈體稍作通知......
佢地都唔理......繼續講.....咁個位女靈體現身出聲.......呢位女靈體白雪雪的說....
講左句"唔好再講喇"佢地嚇飛左收聲喇.......
另一件就係.....又有兩位看更巡樓梯.....咁行後個位就見倒行前個位被一隻手'踏"住膊頭......
前面的完全唔知.....後面的就鼓起勇氣.....行前拍一拍前面的.....
假口問一句......食唔食消夜丫??咁隻手就唔見左........
(以上為筆者聽倒.....再以自己記憶 + 文字寫出.....如有錯漏......um......關人叉事=v=)
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上面就係恐怖熱線關於沙田既野喇....多數都唔係太恐怖......
不過聽倒呢段之後就開始頭痛....同埋好寒.....
雖然係唔舒服.....但以我既性格.....都要聽埋佢......反正仲有少少.....
聽完就熄收音機......改聽mp3......聽到訓著為止......
到左今朝.....睇返個電話.....有幾個msg.....=口="
好似dada個d我就冇所謂....好好傾的說......
有d人就......好老實講.....唔想回.....亦都唔想理.....Orz
事隔咁耐喇.....朋友的話.....做黎都多餘吧.....??
唔理了.....訓個回籠覺.....訓醒就冇左件事= ="
到唔知幾多點.....賓賓打比我.....佢今日又去電腦節......
仲拖埋佢女人添.....催到我嘔血.....事先又冇約實我幾多點出黎等=口="
之後又話我大牌....遲到....仆街仔....
一黎.....您自己又唔約實我幾多點......
二黎.....自己成日遲到....有咩資格話我-口-"
您D屎忽鬼約親我.....係約實幾多點既.....我幾時遲過....頂....凸=口="
算....俾臉您....您女人係度....唔同佢嘈=___="
之後一齊搭車去深水埗.....經過馬騮山.....我的頭又再次痛喇......
次次都係咁....一過左就冇事.....真係唔信都唔得=3="
唔知係同馬騮山既....特別有"緣".....感應得咁強.....定係我樣衰....佢地憎我呢....Orz
p.s.或者唔抵得本尊咁型....A__A <==自戀狂+妄想症中
落左車之後.....去食野....我係屋企少食左dd野.....所以冇叫野食.....
佢地就叫油渣麵來食.....賓賓吃左兩碗的說=0="
peggy無啦啦打比我.....叫我借game比佢....我仲以為咩事=口="
原來佢同佢d fd開局....不過我係深水埗.....愛莫能助.....sor....><
食完之後埋單....出去打比阿堅.....條木嘴.....黎左就去左打機=口="
一齊去搵佢....入到去....賓賓又忍唔住打機....= ="
我同阿琪(賓賓女人)係一邊等佢地打機....我同阿琪都係黑臉=3="
因為我地都唔打機.....亦都唔鍾意入機鋪=____="
佢地打完之後就出去逼....逼左幾步.....放棄.....入高登=0="
入到去.....好多人呢.....我、阿堅同埋賓賓、阿琪走散左..... <==我同堅故意甩開佢地A__A
賓賓打左十九幾次電話來.....逼住要聽.....=3=
佢話係樓梯口會合....我同阿堅慢慢睇左陣MON同機箱.....
中間又遇倒佢地兩公婆....詐睇唔倒行開左第二邊.....嘻=w=
行經樓梯......我地講左句....嗱....黎過見唔倒佢咋......
我幾時同阿堅咁夾架....嘩卡卡卡XD
行多陣.....阿琪無啦啦企係我隔離.....好似話咩"搵倒你喇....嘿嘿嘿"
嚇死我.....塊面又白....又矮(以我既身高黎講)....D頭髮又亂左=口="
之後賓賓一路攬住我.....我跟手一野抓住阿堅.....
個情況就好似一架火車咁....行前係阿堅....第二係我...我一隻手捉實阿堅....
第三係阿琪....佢又扯實我件衫....最後賓賓.....賓賓癡實阿琪.....
再攬實我.....就是說阿琪癡實我背脊.....因為阿琪既關係....
我攻擊唔倒賓賓.....我就是寧死都唔會打/踢女人..... <==與山治君既騎士道精神產生共嗚
跟住行埋左一邊睇顯示卡.....佢地放左手.....
賓賓又話自己識砌.....顯示卡佢都唔識.....= ="
仲問我地係咩來....我地叫佢估....佢仲話係SIM卡....A___A""
比我笑佢....叫佢買張插落電話....笑完之後阿堅同我再次甩左兩條友=w=
我又再睇....睇左陣.....轉移陣地.....向黃金前進......
阿堅話肚餓.....去七仔買飽......我就sd左個sms比賓賓....
通知佢.....我地去黃金.....搵我地就過黎喇.....
我同堅行左陣.....睇機箱....mon.....tv box......
我對呢個水散熱好有興趣.....不過一套好貴.....比起風扇貴....=3=
阿堅都好想我整....因為我砌機既主要都係佢幫我砌A__A"
我識就唔係話真係完全唔識既.....唔熟就真.....而且火牛d線既正負極好難分....就是麻煩的說=w=
說話回來.....賓賓係四點左右打比我.....叫我五點去名將定係明將度食晚餐.....
ok喇....行左陣.....阿堅個死仔又係衰....淨係咁格價又冇買...行左好多個圈=口="
賓賓由四點七打後一路不停打電話催我過去....發佢個瘟=皿="
然後出埋去街度望埋.....都係未買......賓賓又再次奪命追魂call....T^T
最衰阿堅因為要幫阿宜整機唔一齊食....咁冇計喇....道左別之後.....
我過去西九龍.....事隔一分鐘....賓賓又打黎=口="
仆街...催催催....催命符咩大哥....凸=皿=凸
然後食野喇.....一路玩IQ題.....太攰了....好多都估唔倒....
謎之音:木嘴....膠就膠喇....仲要死撐.....挑.....
是的....我認我係膠了.....唔好踢爆我=口="
傾傾下.....阿琪無啦啦話要飲清酒.....= ="
我係唔飲酒的說.....唔好問我.....賓賓又唔想飲.....(因為貴)
扮晒野為我好咁.....屎忽鬼....很好.....
我又唔係唔飲得既.....係唔鍾意而已.....咁OK喇....
阿琪又係咁叫我飲.....賓賓又扮晒嗲我咁叫我唔好飲.....
毛管棟.....我而家好驚賓賓咁搞....我D雞皮係噴出黎= ="
叫喇....唔好兩個野用唔同眼神望我.....好似睇我頭咁=皿=
咁d壽司同埋酒來左之後.....飲了.....
正路一人係飲三坏仔的.....我正常喇.....
賓賓最後個杯比阿琪偷飲左.....哈哈哈~~
我同阿琪又扯貓尾話佢自己飲左唔記得.....XDXD
跟住坐多陣就埋單走人.....照出預算......(FOR賓賓)
分好錢之後我就陪賓賓一齊送阿琪返屋企.....阿琪飲左咁少就貓貓地=口="
仲話成日飲酒.....酒量比不上一個滴酒不沾既人...... <==我唔飲酒的...除左幾次比人逼之外
到左大窩口落車....行去個XX商場拎校服.....然後賓賓送阿琪上樓.....
我係樓下等....聽左幾首歌.....好凍=3="
幾首歌都未落黎.....我又唔想嘈住佢地(摷野).....等喇....
幾首歌之後佢就落黎.....搭車返沙田......
賓賓比野個個阿龍....(佢個FD).....條友勁串= ="
好憎呢D人.....之前聽倒賓賓話佢跟人....我都冇咩好感....而家....唉= ="
然後返屋企....賓賓上埋黎.....第一次光明正大比佢入我間房.....
一路執返套書比佢.....一路傾計......
傾左陣....陪佢落去新翠.....買左兩個大薯條....兩份....
一路傾....一路食....一路凍=___=
傾左好耐喇....佢拎住三十一本書同幾隻碟走去大圍= ="
我返返上新田圍好了.....返到屋企.....
開機沖涼.....打日記.....
我諗返同賓賓傾計.....佢話佢想界左唔去機鋪打機.....
我就叫佢搵第D嗜好.....但係傾傾下.....
發現.....原來我自己....呢排對咩都提不起興趣= ="
睇書.....都唔係成日煲住丫.....
打機.....打都係打一個鐘內就熄機...
傾電話.....不嬲都唔鍾意-____-
傾MSN....都係鍾意同幾個傾.....
電腦野.....呢D.....太煩了.....識就算......
睇電視.....電影...卡通...都係選擇性揀黎睇....而且可睇可唔睇= ="
聽歌....呢個可能叫最鍾意吧.....但係.......港產音樂......
除左阿詩同EASON之外.....都好少係鍾意.....近排係係咁聽日文歌......
吉他同埋彈琴....就唔好提喇....冇玩幾年.....都唔記得點玩=3=
寵物....認識倒算不少.....但係有冇興趣係另一回事.....
靈異....我倒唔想接觸的喔.....而且都唔可以話係興趣喇.....混蛋=口="
旅遊....有$$先得架....冇$$....唔通學王菀之既巴黎沒有摩天輪咩=3="
UM....仲有咩呢.....真係冇喇啵.....= ="
條友話我而家心如止水....好羨慕我=口="
不過對咩都提唔起勁....何來樂趣可言....= =??
不知不覺....打左咁長.....好凍.....訓先.....
聽日又要陪老豆拎身份證.....又要去多次電腦節.....救命啊.....奶奶T^T |
