今日,潛潛打比我話:煒哥,落唔落黎踢波牙?我話:好牙。咁就落左去。落到去,見到佢地係5人場到,我行入去,係到望佢地放左D袋係邊,跟住有個著住潛潛佢地果隻波3既人話:呢邊牙。事關我要放野係潛潛個袋到,跟住我就坐左係到睇佢地,其實我無諗住踢既,我既目的係落黎睇野,我指睇既野係睇人打架同串人,我都好奈無串人,所以落黎玩下,落左黎一陣,我同潛潛講話:點解無野睇既?潛潛話:有野睇牙,睇波囉。我就話:潛潛你昆我=0=””佢話:我無昆你喎,咁係有得睇波麻。唉,咁樣就比潛潛昆左落黎=.=""跟住果個著住潛潛果D波杉既人同我講話:噫,你唔踢既?我話:我諗住落黎睇野之麻=0="""講講下,話咩咩細佬。我話:呢個係邊個細佬話?潛潛話:我細佬囉,唔通係雞昌細佬牙?我又話:我知唔係雞昌細佬,我見過雞雞細佬,肥肥地既。我又話,我家陣先知佢係你細佬=.=""唔怪得知佢咁聲咁成熟咁啦係電話到。mm,佢細佬靚仔好多=0=""""跟住,唔知點解渣東仲味黎=.=""過左好奈喇,佢地係味黎,又過左好奈,佢黎了,我就行左過佢,我地係石春路果到吹水,潛潛佢地仲係果裹踢波。
我話:咁遲架渣東。跟住我話:好狗牙潛潛,昆左我落黎。我以為有野睇先落黎架麻。渣東話:我都係想睇野先黎=0="""我話:你想打咋=,="""跟住我地就係到吹水,吹吹下,和叔話:煒哥,你條女呢?我話:收爹啦。渣東話:我比左張班相佢睇,話莫XX幾分,滿分一百,和叔比10分,跟住渣東話:姐係莫XX仲無樣衰得曬,跟住佢又話tina係-100分=.=""係人都想像到係點既樣=.=,莫XX唔係靚架啦,都有10分,但係.....tina-100分,可想而之係有幾大既分別。之係渣東就話其實你點解咁比人講既?我話話:係咁既...........(我諗大家都好想知架喇,講比你地知=.=””)
係新年放假前一日,我同狗仔,雞昌同黎子慰一齊放學,狗仔話:煒哥,我地果班有人鐘意你喎。雞昌話:真架?我話:雞昌,你知架,之前又唔同我講?雞昌話:其實佢之前講左幾次架喇,我以為佢講笑=.=””跟住我話佢叫咩名?狗仔話:tina。我果時係唔知邊個架,味見過佢既。跟住我話:最衰放新年啦,唔係可以睇下=0=””。
放完假,我同李美欣講話:邊個係tina?佢話:哦,頭髮曲曲,佢講緊野是人地無得講果個牙?我話:唔知,我都味見過 = =””家玲姐又知係邊個,又係到吹,我話:你不如小息時帶我去睇下啦。佢話:好牙。去到B班到,李美欣話:唔見佢既。佢就拍一拍坐係窗到既果位同學,問佢話:tina係唔係到。戲肉黎喇= =””原來李美欣佢豆雞,眼大睇過龍,呢下大獲,點解?係因為原來tina就係坐左係美欣拍坐係窗果個女仔既隔黎=.=””果個女仔拍下tina張桌,話:有人搵你。佢一望過黎,我就即走返班房,大家應該知咩事啦=.=””(汗...)美欣就追住我話:做咩姐?講我知。跟住我地講講下,比文浚牙,康康牙,炳樂牙佢地聽到,搞搞下,全班都知=,=””(無奈..)家陣炳樂見到tina行過就好大聲講話:煒哥, tina喎。關左窗講就無所謂,係咪,關左窗出面都聽唔到啦,但係...係開曬窗,開曬門。咁係人都聽到啦=.=”””就係咁,我比人公認既女朋友就係tina,小紅牙之類。
係咁多啦=.=”””越講越傷心>0<”
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