今日又係同敏一齊返學,例牌架啦,大家唔好亂咁諗牙=0=""我跟她無野。我地行返學時,敏同我講話:D人話恆揀商科我先揀商科喎。我話:你同佢都唔係一間學校,點解人地會咁講=,="""行到差唔多到銀座,佢對墨鬆鬆,佢就整返好啦,我望住佢,佢話:渣東話你咸濕真係岩。我話:咩事=.=?我望住你整墨咋喎,咁都話我咸濕?跟住就繼續返學。敏見熱,我就用佢把扇幫佢扇風啦,行行下有兩個人,係果D飛飛地既男仔話,我又要扇,我話:好牙,你過黎我幫你啦。佢地緊係無過黎啦,敏話:你想死?我唔想比人打。我話:駛咩驚=.=?
今日上堂無咩搞笑野,我係想講返前幾日既野,係咁既:
當時係上緊呢個既中文堂既,阿sir講到話要係學校到買本補充練習,阿sir話:陳圖煒,你要買過喎。我話:我要做過tim。阿sir咁大聲講,咁係人都知我留班啦=.=畜生。
仲有一次,就係上緊經公堂時,高佬係個櫃筒到睇緊書,高佬係坐係門口果邊最尾果個既,跟住窗口出面有個阿黎班既人,指住左高佬,佢係想叫miss望下,跟住miss行到過黎,收左高佬本書,跟住陳子聰串左高佬兩句,跟住高佬話:你係咪唔想大牙?其實呢個事件我講過比雞雞同渣東知,不過我講左之後,佢地唔明=.=""如果係一聽就明既話,係好好笑架=0=""佢講左呢句笑左我都ok奈=v=""
到左今日我最期待既時間,就係上電腦堂,唉,不過今年黃sir走左,佢咁淫賤,走左都無咁好玩=0=""今年繼續有miss林教我地斑,跟住仲有個新阿sir,miss林黎到先,我問:miss林,你今年教我地上周班地下周斑。成班大笑。我話:我講錯野姐=.=""跟住miss話唔講住,等埋牙sir黎先。
阿sir黎到了,個個都覺得阿sir好kid,我覺得都ok既,唔係好kid姐=0=""落到去,成班畜生都行過龍,我就知到係邊到上堂啦=.=(留班所以知),入到去,個個想做咩?緊係登入啦,佢班野=_=""我登登下入,玩到hand機,熄制都唔得=.=""玩野嗎?唉,跟住又要面對我最唔想面對既事,就係,我用唔到九方=0=""上一年就係我用唔到九方,D人係咁用msn send massage串我,連下羊班都知到我用唔到,差唔多有成10個人係咁add我=0=跟住明姐整左個手寫板我用,不邊唔知點解用唔到=0=""跟住阿sir係到講話電腦科佔考試幾分牙,幾%咁啦。牙sir講緊野時,我阿黎果個係到播歌,我就話:收聲啦,畜生。成班爆笑,個阿sir都係咁笑,佢地以為我叫個阿sir收聲,我就同阿sir講話:阿sir,我唔係同你講,我係同呢個畜生講咋。阿sir話:我知道你唔係講我。跟住陳子聰唔知點解無無話咩恨樣,好似係話我=0=""我話:你個手然樣。阿sir聽到手然,跟住就係咁笑。跟住我又唔知點解話陳子聰畜生。佢話:畜條tie咩?(我覺得呢句好搞野)跟住比我發現左,原來阿sir都係用九方架=0=,同道中人喎。點解覺校唔整九方呢=.=難道九方唔係打字既程式?我見阿sir係咁睇住wing部電腦,哦,原來有囡囡相睇,唔怪得係咁睇啦。我就話:阿sir,做咩係咁睇住人地部電腦,睇女相,我夠有。阿sir行左過黎,話:開黎睇下。哈哈,呢D阿sir係邊搵?同我地既心態差唔多,正。不過我唔記得左某人個xanga,我同阿sir講話:下次先比你睇,我唔記得左個網。潘sir,你係得既!
敏又唔知去左邊樹,我上去搵佢,唔見人=.=,要自已一個返屋企,小慘慘=0=""
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