今日禮拜4,,,係我最唔like既一日!!
今日要上個個死人狗屎垃圾小提琴!!
最慘既係羅青返左大陸,,,得我一丁友- -`媽又知道我要去上堂,,所以一早叫我起身去- -`
到左學校,,已經係9點3啦,,,我仲以為自己係最遲個個- -`會比人鬧,,,
點知個個教小提琴既粉皮最遲泥!!我頂佢唔順!!
仲要一入到泥就問邊個上堂冇返舉手- -` 禁我就舉左手啦,,,佢見到我舉手同我講,,你係米唔只上堂冇返,,你好多堂都冇返啦w0
喂!!我幾時有好多堂冇返呀`2有病嫁,,我係上2堂冇返呀白痴!!
之後佢叫我地拉返上堂教個d野,,,我硬係唔識嫁啦,,識洗鬼泥到比你e條粉皮教呀!!
佢話我返去有冇練嫁,,已經係上堂教嫁啦w0!!
我都唔知佢係米未老先哀,,,,唔記得左佢同我講話我好多堂冇返- -`
我好想打7佢呀即刻
之後我係到臨場即拉啦,,佢見到我拉話我手指太長w0!! 仲問我有冇指甲() w0 <(我唔知個()點打,,明就得啦- -)
我硬係話冇嫁啦,,我唔似得條粉皮日日拎出街箭腳甲!!
佢話w0,,如果下堂仲係禁長,,佢就用教箭箭w0!!
我真係頂佢個lung呀!! 我d指甲再長都長唔過你d陰毛啦!!
如果2要用教箭箭我地指甲既話,,,好呀,,但你要比我用手meet你d陰毛先!!
你比我meet你d陰毛我米比你箭我地指甲囉,,嘈!!!!
仲有一樣我最唔�嶈J就係,,仲有2堂e個死人狗屎垃圾小提琴班就完嫁啦!!
佢e+同我地講話要買書?! 佢話本書下年都用得w0!! 我下年仲s0你既我呀媽就唔係女人啦!!
百幾2百蚊買本書用得個2堂,,我同你去買?! 你有病咩
仲之我就一定唔會買嫁啦!!最多米唔去囉!!
最後我祝佢日日有飯柯,,年年有屎食!!
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