因為YESTERDAY NITE 2點先訓.......而且個MOBILE PHONE 的ARLAM CLOCK 唔叫我..
最後媽媽叫我.....我先醒.......7:45 LA....執好呬D野~~都7:55~~LA~
如果係以前~~我一定FLY 車番去~都未遲~~大佬~現在白記發顛~~大改政策~~
要變BRAND 1 都唔使KUM AA ~~~~~~~ 人地間間都係係大門口計係咪遲到GA LA~
係校長~~GE 英明領導下~~白記的子民係係他地的CLASSROMM DOOR 度計GA~
我CLASSROOM~係5樓~~5MINS 仲要係屋企~~點FLY 番去~仲要跑上5樓~~我D平生絕學都上唔到場LA~~下話~~之後就決定遲到~~~慢慢再整理一下~~想煮個早餐~~點知D BREAD 俾焚化爐食呬~!
執好野~~照下塊鏡~~發覺自己個頭好掂~就出去LOW~

出去買完早餐~~就行去SCH~~~
點知第一日竟然係校長當值~~
以下係我同她GE 對話~~

懶好心校長: E位同學~做咩KUM 遲AE~~睇泥你都唔像中1,2~WOR

小WALK: 係AE~我F5 GA

懶熱心校長: F5 LA~~今日係第一日正式上堂的日子~~你做咩遲到A

小WALK: 個ARLAM CLOCK BROKEN DOWM ....

好串的校長: 睇你都唔像好早訓LA~~~你早D訓~又點使USE ARLAM CLOCK AE
你個D 頭髮做咩KUM FLY GA~~

小WALK: 我一起身就KUM LA~~我冇整過它~

超串的校長: 冇整過~~!? 冇整過會KUM FLY GEE~~你唔使解釋LA~ 我今日當值~~
捉左D男同學~~個個都話他冇整過個頭~我地E間學校~需要GE係純樸~~唔係潮流~知道未~

小WALK: ................................(我簽緊名~~她係度偷睇WOR~)

好鬼祟的校長: 黃XX AE~~你同我聽住~~我今日唔理你~~不過我聽日叫訓度CHECK 你 ~~你聽日唔好LA..........F5 仲.....................

小WALK:................心想~~( 話你又唔信~~俾你摸下好唔好!!!!
我為你間學校打生打死~你連我個名都唔知仲要偷睇~~!!! 我頂!!!! 你條死人校長~怪唔得知~
KUM 多人憎你~~我呸~~ 連D老師都講你壞話AE~唔好再俾我見到你四萬金口KUM 想同我握手
~~俾我都唔同你握~~不過我會製造好多機會~~等你落唔到抬AE~~~HAA~睇你到時點死~)

都唔夠黑仔LOW ~~我~
之後第一個小息~~我問她拿番張MEMBERY 卡~~點知又俾人發左難渣~~!!
天AR~~我頭先仲唔俾人串夠~又要俾氣我受~~!
第2個小息~~我去TOILET 見到志文SIR~~ 他竟然已經知道我要俾人CHECK~
KUM 即係全個訓導都知LA~ 唉~樣衰事傳千里.....=_=
同左志文SIR 講我係無菇~~他信我~~不過HELP 唔到我~~無奈~~永遠記得他招牌的苦笑~
我對住他真係哭笑無淚LA~!!

第3個小息~~同她傾計中~~突然梵太行過~~勁指住我:{唔好再穿黑色底衫LA~~唔好再穿黑色底衫LA~~唔好再穿黑色底衫LA~~X10}

小WALK好無奈LOW~~~ 一日俾人話3~4次~~我話呬都係好學生一名~現在俾人打人BAD LIST KUM

放學~~約左YANKI~~進行溫書大計~~不過見到我勁愛的林麗芬~~~她竟然主動KUM邀請我食飯~~
HOOO~~我當然一口話好LA~~由放榜開始~~她就睇實我~~真係好好GA~~~她好想知我有冇唔開心~~~講真係CLASS 就冇GA~~不過一番學~就俾人打去BAD LIST~~真係好REGRET LOW~~
我好HATE 白記的好好校長~~~有機會要扑WET 她~~!!!!!~~唔係講笑~

同林麗芬傾過陣~~差點哭出來~~好彩~~冇JAR~~MISS~~你真係FUNNY~~活潑左好多~~
好像壞過我呢~~HA~~KUM 我地先啱傾GA MA~~YAP~

UM~~~同YANKI 去左影相~~一起踩單車~~好正AE~同朋友仔一起番學GE FEELING 真好~
最衰我地唔同路AE~~~THEN 去大會堂 溫書~~~好多白記AE

跑步個陣見到AR DICK AR~~~HAPPY~~他永遠會係我唔如意個陣出現~~唔~~他俾左好多目標我~
今年我會攞番俾你睇~~~YEAH~

冇溫過書AR~~=_=