" 好热啊......

                                            热死人啦...

                                             做乜咁热ga."

                                                呢句成为佐我座右铭.

                                              每日在课室重复重复.

                                                 我同位都听到烦晒.

                                                      呵....

                                             咁真系好热啊嘛,

                                                 我坐中间.

                                              前后左右的风扇离我几丈远.

                                                 呜....非常可怜的说.~

                    今日番到学校时.....

                     兰......拉佐我一边....叫我数5秒,

                     我问区乜事..  区吾答...

                      我就数....5..4..3..2..1..

                      !!!!!!!哦~.

                      原来区ge"啊星"(历史老师)从医疗室行佐出来.

                       哇....恋师癖..呵.不过兰现在吾对区好啦,话区系灾星.

                       读完早读后.....我们就好似平时甘上去做早操.

                       去到操场....

                           ↓

                        ( 衰人)

                  →    "啊波"(班主任)   ←

                     就"叉"大只脚企系度.....,仲跷埋双手...

                      咦?

                    点解剩系得初1.初2噶人?

                      无我地初3.叽?

                      等佐好耐,,先知道...初3.吾洗做早操.

                          啊....天啊....好淤啊.

                       1千几人望住我地笑....

                            no.....~

宫崎骏......

 我捻...应该又吾少ge人识区.

 作品主要有....<千与千寻>..   等.

  其中.有一作品我好中意噶.

   <萤火虫之墓>....

    虽然系一部动画片,

     可是令我好感动.

以下......是我自己最喜欢的'冷笑话'

 .......

 火柴先生觉得头很痕....

 就去扰了扰头......

 跟住就着佐火.

  去佐医院之后.....

    包扎好就出番来...

  你古下火柴先生变佐乜?

     哈哈,,,系棉花棒,

         yoyoyo.

                                                 呢几晚都帮妈妈淬"活络油"....

                                                   上了年纪个人特别多病痛.

                                                 大家要照顾好自己的爸爸妈妈..

                                                     今日复习我又在幻想....

                                                            当然..

                                                 幻想的那些事情根本无可能发生.

                                                          不过.

                                                       都系好中意捻D不切实际噶事..

                                                         只可以说.我系个幻想主义者.

                                                  呵.