金日念住叫埋王狗一齊去食...佢話金日要吹雞...
金日去左果個唔知咩,我正搭電梯,都驚到出曬手汗,果到好高,搭緊電梯果時果個死兀鷹推鳩我,我比佢客撚到死下死下咁,我即黑冇曬力,客到冇曬力...好採上到去見到個靚女,補番數,緊住見到個千手觀音,個動作好得意咖,佢同一條女做緊愛,我問汎汎佢地做緊咩,佢話唔知...我問沙皮佢地做緊咩,佢話可能係做緊一個儀式/跳舞,我o曬咀...走果時我係果到c左個cm,緊住佢地個個都c番個m先走...上到車訓曬交,Miss張訓到個頭超ya~我一訓醒,巾巾話我岩岩訓得好琳,我上到去仲要比佢叫我抄野『不打功夫』400次,佢比我抄100次,之後果啲星期一比佢...好波~我上到去正係睇到MeiMei望下望下咁,我走過去,佢望到我笑左一野...我問做咩,佢話『我以為您走左Tim』緊住等埋柔柔走得...行下行下,MeiMei話想食思樂冰,咁咪買比佢地2個lo,見到妹釘,廢事入去,叫佢地2個自己入埋去買係出面等佢地,緊住丫南打黎問我金晚去唔去游水,我話okay~緊住比1D班果個李sir見到,客死我,但係佢同我講『依到係離學校唔係好遠咖喳,小心啲啦~』佢仲喳咖靚車過黎Tim超靚lo咖車...>_<佢地出黎,我同番佢地講,佢地都笑左野...我地上左去心怡到,MeiMei問我邊間小學,我指住一住左,但係係條郡黎,緊住走左,去到車站先記得唔記得上去lo錢,MeiMei話唔好~佢話一齊搭VIP啦~我係車到超驚,驚比鴨仔捉...緊住MeiMei狂咁話我好蠢呀您...又正我塊面,又話我似烏龜又話我咩天真.....依啲野同細佬仔講咖...緊住佢毛啦啦話我地班Miss好人,我唔覺lo=,=佢正係識得整我既姐,成日當我BB咁,緊住佢就話『晉廷BB!晉廷BB!丫!唔係.係小雲BB先嘛...』正百痴~,佢地走左之後,我唔咁搭番去,行番去算數..累死我啦!一番到去,奶奶就問我果個女仔係邊個呢咖?我話『有咩?』佢話『我明明睇到!』我話『比您睇到Tim』佢話『同佢好fd既咩?』我話『唔識佢咖...』講完,有得食涼粉食...好味到,緊住食飯,緊住爺爺話,哇!依啲野點食得人咖,講都唔講倒曬去垃圾桶到,食咩?!成個大細路咁,緊住番到屋企樓下,有個妹妹仔毛啦啦摟住左我隻腳,好採佢丫媽係到姐,唔係我都唔知點樣好...

金日上果個老餅堂,妹釘本書...嘻...呀湯同我講佢中意左一個人,我問邊個,佢叫我講...f.1既...其他咩都唔知...緊住我問佢咩班既?佢話1E,我問邊個,佢話『我中意果個人就係...雲雲豬啦"嘔左』跟住佢摟住我,摟左好耐先放手...

金日特別中意打功夫,仲比猩猩笑...Miss驚死冇人知咁,係出面大大聲咁話我打功夫...=,=

上沙皮堂我又打功夫,又比佢罰左我落去平靜班,我仲一路打功夫一路走...

上Miss堂,又打功夫,金次同炳權,豪仔一齊打,又比佢罰,佢話留我堂,念住金日同佢地2個去食雪糕...

lunch又打過,果時我比人罰左出黎咖啦,但係我超打,佢冇罵我,佢話『李晉廷,您如果想學太極既話就跟我學啦...』講講下佢教我地打太極,我心念『我係打緊功夫唔係打緊太極啵=,=』

放學Miss留我堂,佢地2個係出面等緊我,王狗話一齊去開煙,我話好~我叫佢您同佢地2個落去先啦,好快落黎咖啦...跟住Miss叫我抄野,我抄多左好多,佢就話『丫仔,丫仔,抄多左啦』幾時做左您個仔呀?呀媽~

比Miss捉黑物,又係到講廁所啲野...上到去又要比李sir嘈,捉左幾條友出黎,我又份,好採我冇正個果部野姐...但係佢話如果有3個人係口工紙有我名就入我數,食左藥未呀?!果時我係到又點呀?!又冇份打到,正識屈機...

尋日放學,我係上堂果時玩紙球,緊住佢話記我訣點,我話...咁您快啲記啦~緊住佢又話您講得咁輕鬆,我又唔想記拉啵...緊住佢見到MeiMei同柔柔係出面等緊我,比佢見到,佢叫我同佢地2個講,話冇咁快走得...『想打架呀?』緊住佢比左我一大搭廢紙,叫我,要一個一個咁正啲紙球,哇!!想我死呀...緊住...佢開左對門,好明顯想比佢地2個睇我點正紙球啦~佢地一路睇一路笑,我正到成地到係紙球,中於正曬啦~累死我>_<"|走果時佢仲要我汁曬啲紙球先好走...算~我出去1A班出面lo個垃圾桶入去慢慢汁,走果時佢仲同我講,唔好正跌啲紙球呀!垃圾佬!!緊住佢地2個又叫左我一野垃圾佬~最撚哀果個死人沙皮!!緊住落左去同佢地2個玩,傾計,毛啦啦有條友黎左同我講『佢地班既』,話佢黎M,緊住我去左玩排球,佢地2個就入左去廁所,但係洗唔洗lo埋我個袋入埋去...睇我啲野~=,=又睇相,佢sd左我一張相同一隻歌『I will be loving you』比自己同埋佢影左張相係我手機到...緊住佢話岩岩等我等得太耐,要請番佢地食雪糕,明天先請啦~我上左天水圍果個屋企lo錢,佢地2個同埋我上去,lo完走得,送左佢地2個番左堅企先自己番屋企,係車到勁凍>_<!

金日呀邊個毛啦啦比左我同炳權100$o曬咀~收左先講~超開心lo>3<!緊住放學去左學校打排球,念住金日同MeiMei同柔柔食雪糕~見唔到佢地,打排球算數,玩玩下虫虫落左黎,佢問我落個波黎玩,緊住權暗示叫我唔好比,我正高個波佢,等虫虫lo唔到,緊住見佢太可憐,都係比左個波佢,緊住個多口權講『哇~幾登對』想打架呀?!緊住同佢地打排球,我地男仔對女仔,都係算數,唔可以咁既,太哀啦~叫2個1A男仔過去女仔果面,打打下到我地1E男仔打1A男仔,2對2,虫虫佢地睇波,打打下,虫虫叫我教佢地打波,我見佢咁認真咁問我,我咪認真咁答佢『用手打個去,仲有開波果時搵手扔個波去人地果到』,佢話『哦』~打番我地既男仔對男仔,正!!玩撚死佢地!_!

金日同呂鑫,家樂仔踢波,踢完去左新不江食野,食完...去左天瑞玩千秋,玩玩下,有個細佬仔叫我比佢玩,我話...不如我同您一齊玩啦...佢話好~呂鑫叫我『喂~唔好玩咁大力呀!』緊住我同個細佬玩...玩玩下,我超大力咁fing左野,佢冇事?!佢仲轉鳩我...哇!識玩咖啵,緊住佢同我講『依到個個人都叫我千秋大王咖...』我o曬咀,輸比一個細佬仔呀我?!緊住又有條女話同我玩...依個冇咁串,但係...我開佢大技,轉到佢3-4米高,佢就係咁死左...又有2條女果黎同我玩『中學既』哇!超撚勁...呂鑫同家樂仔睇到o曬咀,因為佢地2個著郡玩,佢地2個叫我正高啲條女,我地睇野...佢地睇到哇哇聲~屌!佢好撚勁!!仲勁過千秋大王...佢fing到我倒轉左...冇事...我跳車...如果唔係我死撚左...緊住見到招招啵...好耐冇見啵...緊住同佢玩...

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