救命!!自從新年既時候,,我日日都差唔多好黑仔囉..超級倒楣..
新年的時候,,呀媽要返工..放得個幾日假,,又無點去人地屋企拜年..又無得返大陸..勁悶.........而且學校假期少到咩咁........
呀媽放完假,,我就日日都係屋企上網.........又落雨,,又勁凍,,根本就無心情出去玩..........仲要比我同左個怪人傾計.......我真係唔知佢想點囉..一開始同我講英文,,我好憎啲人識打中文唔打,,係到要打英文......緊住又話自己用翻譯網將啲英文翻譯成中文的.......佢咪呃我啦..個網勁到可以翻譯成口語!?佢話可以,,假到佢呀.........仲好鍾意亂講野,,由第一次傾計就亂講野,,次次都係咁........緊住講野又成日講到不明不白..直接啲,,清楚D咁講唔得嫁!?宜家咁樣講野好好玩咩..............我明明係同佢講,,我覺得鍾意佢的人or比佢鍾意的人or佢女朋友都會好可憐..我就話我會佢女朋友默哀.........點知佢就叫我自己幫自己默哀喎.............我係話幫佢女朋友默哀,,唔係我.........我做咩要幫自己默哀!?我好得很咧........佢係咪文盲!?我明明就無打錯字............咁姐係佢問題啦............緊住又話我輸左,,loser.........咩事..我到宜家都唔知自己輸左佢啲咩囉............緊住佢又知我幾時生日,,我明明就無同佢講過.......問佢點解佢,,佢就話因為佢係Rex.....Rex無所不知......呸呸..........
緊住,,放完假.........要返學........啲假期少到咩咁...........又勁多功課喎...........
比人收哂我locker啲書..........全班既人,,得我一個既書比人收哂,,,,,,,,,,個個張X雯........佢明明都係無鎖locker的......旦佢佢將自己啲書放係其他無用既locker到.........就可以瞞過老師,,唔洗比人收書........勁到佢呀......係咪我笨!?呸呸............個梁靜勤話我買返個鎖就比返啲書我,,點知我買左,,佢又無返.........又要我等多佢一日先拎得返D書.........
除左黎樣,,我仲比個鄒曉慧煩.......我有份功課,,朝早先做,,佢食飯個時,,又比返我,,叫我做返..緊住我唸住食完野先做啦,,個時勁肚餓嘛.....點知又話係到等緊我.......又話我唔即刻做返比佢,,佢比我個時,,又無叫我即刻做.......緊住做完比佢,,我同陳X琳一齊落去交返比佢,,佢竟然同琳講講幾句,,就比佢上返課室,,旦係我個張工作紙就睇完又睇.........超煩.............
下學期第一次上普通話堂,,,,,,,,,,個老師叫崔美珍.......我傳紙仔個時,,比人見到,,岩岩個張紙就係話緊佢,,話佢成日讀錯我地啲名..睇住張紙讀..都會讀錯.......勁到佢呀.........緊住又有張紙傳左過黎,,不過唔係比我的,,旦係燊燊又話一齊睇.......點知佢見到燊燊望係我個柜桶,,又行左過黎.........咁岩我又拎住左支筆.......佢就屈我話我又寫野...........我拎住支筆唔代表我就係要寫野嫁........唔比我好鍾意支筆,,所以成日拎住嫁..........咁樣既話,,佢講哂啦..........我仲有好講!?無奈.............緊住,,個梁灝怡,,收埋左人地本作業,,自己唔知,,緊住啲人係佢落左去搵個時,,就係咁話佢,,個崔美珍,,成日都幫佢梁灝怡....緊住就叫陳學軒幫梁灝怡手........點知梁灝怡上到黎,,知道左之後,,就寫左張紙比個崔美珍.........緊住又係到勁大聲咁講野,,又發脾氣..又話唔做科長啦..........仲之情緒超激動囉........................我落到去,,等佢同其他講完野,,先到同我講野,,旦係佢一陣都係同緊儒講野,,無同過我講喎.........講講下,,佢先拎過黎話佢唔同我講野,,係因為我情緒激動........所以佢唔同我講住先...........哇哇``我邊到情緒激動!?我已經成堂都無講過野啦..........佢仲想點!?我已經唔講野,,咁就叫情緒激動,,咁我黎啲叫情緒激動..咁梁灝怡個D叫咩!?我黎啲就叫情緒激動,,梁灝怡咪精神分裂!?佢究竟知唔知咩叫情緒激動!?對於佢黎講,,咩先係情緒激動呀.........走個時,,佢見我地同佢講再見,,,,,,,,,,,我個時講左.......一出到去,,我就即刻咒佢.......哈哈``睇下我點咒你啦..........小心啲呀.......再見!?再也不見呀....
小息又比miss fan鬧我地,,又係關於傳紙仔..........佢第一個就係嗌我個名........勁大聲,,我個時仲係到抄緊功課...........緊住仲要係係走廊到鬧...........咩事...............
緊住,,黎幾日,,我又咳,,又感冒.........勁辛苦.........仲失聲...........第三次失聲啦.......想講野個時,,又講唔到,,好辛苦囉.........未試過既人係唔知點辛苦...........
啲老師成日都好鍾意屈人,,又好鍾意無啦啦鬧人.........無啦啦又會係到扮嚴肅,,就好似個梁靜勤咁..........成日都係到扮哂嚴肅咁..........D老師咁鍾意屈人呀........不如個個都改名姓屈算啦..........仲方便,,一叫你個名,,就可以知道你好鍾意屈人.......等第一次見你地既人呀,,有個心理準備嘛............而且,,姓屈都唔錯呀.......可以同中國端午節既主角「屈原」同姓...........係一個光榮囉........岩哂啲老師啦.........再唔係,,好聽啲,,姓賴都差唔多啦................
仲之,,黎一年,,一開始就發生左咁多黑仔既事..........我都唔知點解............而且上左中學之後,,成日都會比人鬧.........我仲成日都唔記得帶野返學.........書唔記得帶,,功課又唔記得.......咩都唔記得.........
希望唔好再咁黑仔啦...........夠啦.............
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