唔準蝦我，唔準講大話，唔準玩我，唔準唔彩我，唔準鬧我，

唔準笑我，唔準分手，唔準有籍口，要愛我１生１世，唔準鐘意第２個

要覺得我係最令０個個，講野要溫柔，，

唔準串我同我講粗口，唔準媾女，唔準食咁多煙，唔準同其他女仔玩，

唔準唔掛住我，要錫曬我，唔準話我ｄ朋友，

唔準係其他人面前講我衰野，唔準ｈｕｒｔ我，唔準嫌３嫌４，唔準自私，

唔準小氣，我發你脾氣唔準嬲我，唔準憎我，

唔準點我做我唔鐘意做ｇｅ野，我做錯野都唔可以鬧我，唔準花心，

唔準嗌交，唔準唔理我講過ｇｅ野，

唔準整喊人，我唔開針要哄返我，唔準話做唔到！！

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