To: My Dear and Lovely Boy,

Sincerely, genuinely, faithfully, truly, really, indeed, anxiously, deadly, bloody, desirably hope you can get rid of all the impediments sooner or later.  I regret to say I am incapable of giving my helping hands to you.  All I can do is to listen and send out my heartfelt comfort and regards to you.  Any substantial assistance cannot be accomplished by me.  Sorry!  All my blessings will be around you.  Hopefully.........Amen!

Best Wishes,
Danny