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今日我個FD無啦啦叫我陪佢出雞買野,,我地行路出去搭車,,點知俾我見返5年前既死淫蟲,,哎~果陣我同個FD行佢後面..我係咁求神拜佛叫佢唔好認得我囉..點知佢無啦啦叫我個名,,我即卡令去後面,,個頭令左去後面唔認都唔得啦,,咁未嗲左兩句,,佢好低能架..佢一邊問我野一邊笑淫淫,,頂佢個肺,,佢問我係咪住旺角?我話係呀,,佢笑淫淫咁講:[住旺角好呀]我:{你咁係話好啦,,有得叫雞丫嗎..仲唔岩晒你咩}佢仲話:[係呀..叫雞5蚊姐嗎}我:{嘩~你古你果5蚊真係咁大力麼?係英鎊呀?不如你去做丫笨!}果陣勁想揼狗佢,,無啦啦有兩個公安經過望住我同埋我個FD,,淫蟲佬:[你睇下你幾令女,,連D公安都望到你流晒口水]我:{你夠令仔啦,,唔係點吸引咁多雞5蚊都同你卜野呢?]
之後我地走左去搭車冇理到佢,,嘩~架死人車有冷氣唔開,,又唔開昌,,勁似焗桑拿,,落左車之後見有D餓未去左間商埸買野食囉..買完呀婉出左去LOKKAR拎返D野..我就拎左個膠袋LOV住呀婉個頭..佢跌左袋野即卡跑,,我叫佢拎返袋野,,佢唔拎..咁我未當佢袋野好似波咁踢返俾佢囉,,跟住我地坐左度食野..無啦啦街度播音樂咁我未好似食左丸仔係咁搖個頭..坐我後面既路人甲狂笑又話我痴線,,呀婉又笑到肚痛,,
咁我拎左D chocolate(等)佢,,搞到佢件衫好污租,,佢問我點算,,咁我未話:{唔屎驚,,入去商埸用d冰幫你屎返囉,,入到去我坐左架佰街車當馬騎,,呀婉係咁推架馬仔,, 隔離D人呆左咁望住我地,,到左雪貴果度我拎好多雪放起呀婉背著,,冰到佢申淫,,卡卡~佢又拎左好多雪(等)我,,大家都當左雪地,,玩完走左之後,,無啦啦條街播音樂又俾我聽到..我加配D動作落去起街度係咁跳,,路人乙又狂笑咁叫我表演多一次,,我:{想看我表演要付錢的}跟住我搭摩托車走左咯~
我同呀婉起架摩托車度又係咁玩..玩到差唔多起架車跌左落黎,,卡卡~返到屋企路口,,我地兩氣友又玩果個司機..佢叫我地俾錢,,我扮晒野咁話:{死啦,,冇錢呀,,點算丫?}我同我個FD講:{不如你跟個司機返屋企做佢老婆啦}果陣個司機勁無奈,,哈哈~最後俾左錢行返屋企途中又有野發生,,無啦啦有班男仔開車經過聊我地..我同呀婉係咁笑..咁我未笑笑口咁同佢地SAY 閉閉,,點知行行下又撞返佢地,,佢地:{嘩起<講呢兩粒字勁似申淫}咁我未學返佢地咁同佢地打招呼囉
夜晚表哥叫我去食燒夜,,我話唔去..跟住佢就話,,不如打麻雀囉,,我話咁係好啦�愬I知打左成晚表哥同埋條囡都輸晒D$俾我同姨丈,,卡卡~

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