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琴晚殘廢問我:{我係咪講周榮鍾意雞拿,,而雞拿鍾意低B星俾牛奶華聽?}佢造係牛奶華話我講俾佢聽架喎!原來係我聽錯左,,我今日小息果陣呃佢:{你係咪同郭寶講話我講周榮鍾意雞拿,,而雞拿鍾意低B星?我幾時有同你講過呀?而家傅到雞拿到丫,,瞿拿嬲左我呀,,我唔理呀,,你快D同我搞掟佢}牛奶華果陣好鬼死驚咁走去同郭寶解釋,,點知死人小路寶走出黎爆俾牛奶華聽話我呃佢,,哎~最衰殘廢起次所大大聲咁問我呃左牛奶華未?果陣小路寶起度架,,如果唔係殘廢我就有好戲睇啦,,實笑死我
牛奶華佢地仲話一定下次要呃返我喎,,佢地都傻傻地既,,呢個世界只有我呃人,,冇人呃到我既,,我跟本唔會信人講野..你話點會呃到我啦?你地死心把啦,,乜你地唔知我係呃人高手麼?
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