今日．．．

係超級ｏ咀ｌｏ

我平時6:30起身家嘛

但係今日...

我6:51先起身喎...

你話唔o都假啦

我出門口嗰陣...

我發現我個袋有小小爛...

嗚嗚嗚...

好啦!

我決定左啦!

我要買過個新嘅袋袋!!

奸媽爹!奸媽爹!*(日文黎架!大家唔好誤會嗰D DIRTY嘢!!)

去行街街!!去行街街!!

我番學嗰陣...

我見到王皓x(佢又名王x廉)

哼!!i really hate him!!

actually...

i hv tried to 講和!!

但係佢又liu交嗌...

no way lar咁

今日又要morning assembly!!

I hate it!

it is so boring!

第1,2堂就係Miss Fan堂啦!!

fabulous!!...!!

今日講adverb呀!!

miss fan俾左個e.g.我地

it is:

John(John Ip )*(YOTTKPSS)*(1B)*(28)*(I.K.S.) can sing very nice/nicely.

ill!!我想嘔呀!

english lesson第1堂大部分時間用黎reading quiz!!

有5題mc,,,

5題我都係点指兵兵架!!-3-

g.s.堂講壓力,,,,

上上下堂...

郭x儀話我冇做過嘢喎...

王x廉都係啦..

又唔鬧佢...

整係鬧我...

嗚

我成堂冇講過嘢...

勁!!!

今日朝早10點幾就起左身啦....

我一出到客廳,

就即刻攤左係梳化到啦....

喂住就沖涼啦,,,

換衫啦///

等呀媽起身啦,,,

等呀媽做完housework啦...

等呀媽沖完涼啦....

就搭bu士啦...

去深水埔...

你地知唔知我去嗰到做咩丫?

睇你地個衰樣就知你係估我去行街啦...

咁我又問你地啦...

咁你地知唔知我行街嘅目的係咩丫?

睇你地個衰樣就知你地係估我去溝女呀...

買嘢呀嗰d架啦....

唉...

家陣d後生...

一日到黑就整係識得講粗口...

整係識得溝女or whatever...

似足許家豪(許家豪即係本人)咁鬼死naughty!!

真係頂你地唔順呀!!

嗱!!

等我話過你知啦!

我去行街唔係為左溝女架!

係為左搵骷髏骨銀包呀!!

再講多次(中文):骷髏骨係我最中意嘅嘢!!

又再講多次(english):I love bones so much!!

我行呀行...行呀行...

終於搵到個骷髏骨銀包啦!!

我嗰陣時個樣係咁嘅---

跟住係----

跟住係----

THEN---

next---

and

你地一定會話

你地:搵呀jack咪得lo

我:我唔中意jack!!

我搵到嗰個骷髏骨銀包...

個骷髏骨真係細到你呀媽都唔信呀!!!

跟住又continue踏上呢個漫長嘅旅程啦!!

當然最尾係..............................................

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搵唔到嘅!!

今日朝早8點幾就起左身...

皆因我要番學校參加英文拔尖...

我沖完涼之後就梗係wear衫架啦

wear wear下無端端我部電話響喎...

有冇可能咁早有人打俾我呀??

我一聽...

係...係...係...

朱朱喎....

朱:喂,肥仔!

我:咩呀?

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原來佢打黎係叫我出門口喎!!

傻!!哈哈...

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我去到學校旁....

朱朱又打俾我

朱:喺邊呀???

我:學校樓下lo

朱:下,我都見唔到你...

我;我喺嗰間租碟鋪旁丫嘛...

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上緊堂嗰陣時...

我不斷喺個外國呀sir喺我旁嗰陣時...

我不斷喺到講

我:你條某利...仆你個街啦...屌你!!

但係因此佢係外國人...

所以佢聽左都冇反應...

我同朱朱同1個同學就狂喺到笑...哈-3-

放學嗰陣我就問hugo個仆街send左2首歌

the best damn thing & Hot

今日一番到學校...

就見到朱朱狂喺到講嘢...

佢望住我話...

朱:今日Melody大結局呀!!

我:係咩??

我喺到諗

我:咁就好啦!!以後唔洗聽朱朱講:'奇幻魔法Melody'啦!!

我微笑左一下...

當然我最後有同佢講我唔洗聽朱朱講:'奇幻魔法Melody'啦!!

我唔記得左佢點講...

好似講左句:哼呀

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我上最尾嗰堂(英文)

我見到個衰人Miss Cheung喺門口..

佢見d人入曬room106之後

佢都入左黎

我就狂喺到諗

我:個衰人黎做咩呀??Miss Fan呢??

我想佢

佢話...

衰人:我地要去第2到,執嘢啦

我諗..

我:我妖佢...佢要bring我地去邊呀??

我地入去禮堂..

原來睇人參加english drama competition喎...

佢有2首歌我係超o...

一.Grilfriend

二.Innocence

2首都係by Avril Lavigne嘅...

第一...

以下係一個男子唱grilfriend嘅歌詞...

Hey hey you you!

I don't like your husband...

no way no way!

i think you need a new one

hey hey you you!

i could be your husband!

hey hey you you!

i know that you like me!

no way no way!

no,it's not a secret

hey hey you you

i want to be your husband!

第2..

佢地唱innocence係唔夠氣架...

我唱得仲好聽lo!!

放學番到屋企....

就換靚衫...

因今晚要去飲呀!

跟住冇咩好講..........

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今日我超早就出左門口!!>.<

我番到room104嗰陣時...

又見到幾個小bb喺到攞d書from locker!!

呢件事d bb日日都做嘅!!...-.-lll

有d bb...

好似傻明咁...

佢地永遠都唔中意用locker架喎...

點解呢??

因為佢地係傻仔傻女囉...

我地一日上8堂...

d小bb唔用locker...

一日到黑就狂喺到咩住個書包周圍行...

好似驚死自己唔會short咁...

有d都已經夠short架啦...

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唔講d傻啦

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今日葉哥哥不斷打我....

最衰係嗰個SNOWSAKURA啦

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今日頭嗰2堂係Miss Fan堂...

我最中意上佢嘅英文堂架啦!!

今日派EGU Quiz

我成績超差...14/20呀~!!~

我以後點見人呀???

...after the first recess...

跟住上G.S.堂...

GS係我地班主任-Miss Lee教嘅!!

死啦...我唔記得左上GS有咩做過添

...AFTER THE SECOND RECESS...

跟住上中,普通話...

我地入左課室之後...

Miss Chan就狂係到...

狂係到...鬧鬧鬧鬧鬧鬧鬧鬧鬧鬧鬧鬧...

不過我個心並唔喺到...

我整係不斷喺到諗...

我要食lunch!!我要食lunch!!我要食lunch!!...

cause我實在太肚餓啦...

上下上下堂...非常之不幸...欠左一樣嘢...

嗚嗚嗚要留堂啦....

我跟住同黎xx去左花城酒樓買外賣

買買下,見到丘丘...我就俾佢排我後面啦...

...afther school...

我留完堂之後...經已4:30P.M.

我打俾我呀媽...佢又話去我親戚屋企...

HEY...I HATE IT!!!

喺兜兜轉轉嘅途中,我知道...

原來林自強呀媽仲SHORT過佢

Impossible

不過我突然之間諗起miss fan講嘅嘢

nothing is impossible!!

呢句係nike嘅金句!!

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by Sam Hui

首先,我好多謝您睇我嘅日誌!

今日...係我用呢個名黎打blog嘅第一日!!^.^

我今日番學嗰陣時好悶(日日都係...),

行下行下...

我突然諗到一個花名of我一個女同學

(佢係我嗰班最樣衰嘅女同學!!)

-吳影楠(佢個真名)...

我help佢改做胡忍蘭...

哈哈哈...

爤gag一個-3-

我今日冇欠功課!!yeah!!

我放學去左我親戚屋企...我呀媽去嗰到打麻雀...

我真係超悶....