1.有冇試過買野向阿媽報大數以圖呃阿媽錢：你估下]]]                                                                                                  2.有冇睇過咸網：梗係冇LA]]]又唔係變態既]]]                                                                                                              3.你想曾蔭權做2年定5年：5年啦，又換好煩，而家ok好呀]]]                                                                                        4.有冇偷睇過人沖涼：心理變態咩]]]
5.有冇睇過報紙的風月版：冇呀]]]
6.鍾意咩音樂類型：咩都中意]]]
7.最常講GE粗口係乜："頂"，其實不是太粗啦
8.鍾唔鍾意Avril Lavigne：幾啦
9.孫中山幾時死：我記得是日軍侵華前的，但正確日子真是不記得了]]]　                                                                          10.有冇試過除晒衫影相：睬佢都傻LA]]]
11.你覺得香蕉似乜：香蕉囉]]]
12.某d野你係咪等到大減價先會買：有時LA]]]
13.識唔識講法文：英文都未得呀，法咩文呀]]]
14.食漢堡包時會唔會拎走舊青瓜：唔會]]]
15.覺得人生乜野係最重要：友情+親情
16.死前一定要做：玩+瞓低囉]]]唔係點死呀                                                                                                                 17.你有冇紋身：冇]]]                                                                                                                                           18.孟加拉有幾多人口：你問孟加拉D人都唔知啦]]何況我]]]                                                                                         19.呢排想睇咩戲：職業特工隊III

                                                                                                                                                                         20.請發誓你會誠實作答以下問題：喔......睇下點先啦                                                                                                   21.裸睡：傻嫁]]]定係變態嫁]]]                                                                                                                                   22.暗戀學校既老師：D呀SIR都咁既樣]]]邊個要呀]]]除非我盲左]]]
23.偷野：冇啦]]]睇我個樣都知我乖LA]]]
24.俾人偷野：咁又好似冇喎]]]
25.背叛情人：我咁既樣]]]都唔會有情人LA]]]何況背叛]]]
26.見過人死：見過LA]]]
27.企圖自殺：成日都想嫁]]]
28.搞到人大肚/俾人搞大個肚：睬佢都傻LA]]]未成年嫁]]]先生定小姐呀]]]
29.被遺棄：成日嫁啦]]]
30.考試唔合格：考試就冇喇]]]測驗S.S.就試過一次                                                                                                        31.界手：冇呀]]]怕痛
32.被拘捕：都話我係好市民啦]]]點會有呀]]]                                                                                                                33.逃學：成日都想嫁]]]但係就未試過呀]]]
34.被出賣：梗係有LA]]]
35.被玩弄感情：都話我咁既樣]]]冇人中意]]]又點會呀]]]

你係咪
36.靚仔/索：吓]]]我成塊豬排咁]]]                                                                                                                              37.蠢：都唔算呀]]]除左某幾方面係超蠢
38.有魅力：梗係冇LA]]]
39.怕癢：超驚嫁]]]
40.多愁善感：一向都係嫁LA]]]
41.性感：都冇料]]]點呀]]]
42.聰明：小聰明就可能有]]]
43.易呃：有D LA]]]
44.脆弱：梗係LA]]]
45.自信：一向都冇LA]]]
46.單眼皮： 係呀係呀]]]單眼皮呀]]]
47.食得辣：超食得辣呀]]]

如果要你向以下既人講一句野，你會講：
48.鍾意既人：我好中意你呀]]]
49.前度情人：分手不要太悲哀]]]即使分手也故作慷慨]]]
50.仇人：又想點呀]]]                                                                                                                                                51.你偶像：你好靚呀]]]唱歌又咁多聽]]]
52.死左既親人：好掛住你呀]]]
53.你隻寵物：好悶呀]]]又俾人蝦LA]]]
54.董建華：頂呀]]]
55.樓下既看更：HI]]]
56.李嘉誠：比D錢黎LA]]]
57.最憎既老師：我今次冇做錯LA]]]
58.阿拉丁神燈果個神仙：可唔可以俾3個願望我呀]]]                                                                                                       59.最遙遠既朋友：好掛住你呀]]]                                                                                                                                 60.出賣過你既朋友：算LA]]]都過去左]]]
61.William Hung：HI]]]唔係你想點呀]]]

二揀一：
62.電視/收音機：我想要電腦呀]]]
63.性/愛：愛]]]
64.LV/GUCCI：GUCCI                                                                                                                                       65.蔡楓華/Willian Hung：兩個都唔要呀]]]
66.李小龍/李連杰：中意李芷晴多D]]]                                                                                                                         67.美國/日本：冰島得唔得呀]]]
68.有樣冇腦/冇樣有腦：有樣有腦得唔得呀]]]咁冇樣有腦囉]]]                                                                                       69.903/新城：903]]]我係903fans]]]                                                                                                                        70.黃貫中/周國賢：周國賢]]]                                                                                                                                        71.坐/企係度睇SHOW：企]]]好feel好多]]]                                                                                                             72.YAHOO/MSN：msn]]]
73.自拍/俾人影：自拍]]]
74.崔尚宮/韓尚宮：兩個都唔要]]]唔中意睇大長今]]]
75.NIKE/ADIDAS：ADIDAS]]]
76.唱K/睇戲：睇戲]]]
77.《MILK》/《新MONDAY》：《新MONDAY》
78.DOWNLOAD歌/買正版︰ DOWNLOAD歌]]]                                                                                                  79.UA/百老匯：UA]]]
80.米奇/米妮：中意米蘭多D]]]
81.睇樣/睇內涵：梗係睇內涵]]]
82.VCD/DVD：DVD]]]令好多D音色
83.天使/魔鬼：我要天使面孔呀]]]
84.有錢但唔開心/開心但唔有錢：開心但唔有錢喔]]]開心重要好多]]]
85.事業/愛情：我寧願要事業]]]我都唔會有人要LA]]]                                                                                         86.M&M/彩虹糖：M&M                                                                                                                                        87.《功夫》/《少林足球》：少林足球]]]好笑好多]]]
88.讀書/工作：讀書]]]                                                                                                                                         89.樣貌/身材：樣貌]]]
90.媽咪/爸B：兩個都要呀]]]
91.結婚/唔結婚：唔結婚]]]