(In Music Room...)
Ms Tam:張秀蘅你都係走先啦!你昨天沒來試音,所以我咪
唔俾你去囉!
Me:唔係下化!?乜昨天那個不是只給F.2去試的嗎?
Ms Tam:當然不是啦!
Me:求求你!可不可以讓我再試多一次嗎???Sorry ar...
Ms Tam:冇得傾呀!
Me:嗚嗚...
(於是我就離開了Music Room啦, 但係我冇離開Music Room的門口前)
(15 minutes later...)
某小姐:喂!你搞乜鬼呀?
Me:唔知呀!咦?乜你唔駛練歌咩?
某小姐:唔係!只是我們Alto休息而已(假的)
Me:乜原來係咁...
(15 minutes later...)
某小姐:喂啊!我跟你談了很久了!我要回去啦!
Me:不要啊!!!!
某小姐:唔得呀...
(突然有一位神秘的女孩走了出來...)
Chloe: Hi!
Me:哇!!!!!!!!!你想點呀???
Chloe:(O咗)...無...無咩想點呀...只是想問可不可以幫我揭譜...
Me:揭譜!?點揭啊?不懂啊???救命呀...
Chloe:冷靜D!我唔會食咗你嘅!其實揭譜唔難揭嘅...到時我便會教你囉!
Me:到時?何時才是到時???你要我等多久???
某小姐:如果你揭錯了的話Chloe便會踩你一腳啦!!
Me:哇~~~
Chloe:佢講笑咋!嚟啦嚟啦!我唔會食咗你嫁...
某小姐:嚟啦~~
Chloe:嚟啦~~~
Me:你地嚟夠未呀?我嚟啦!
(Inside the Music Room...)
Ms Tam:哎呀!你是還來了!
Me:救命呀!我不懂揭啊!
Chloe:喺最後一個bar到揭不便行了嗎?
Me:ha??
Chloe:喺最後一個bar到揭啦!!
Chloe:係喺最後一個bar到揭呀!!!
Me:???哦...
Chloe:哎呀...
(Chloe開始彈琴...)
Me: (係唔係咁嫁...)(揭...)(揭衰咗!)
Ms Tam:喂呀!你搞乜鬼呀???
Me:...冇...冇啊...
Ms Tam:你知唔知揭譜其實很重要的!!!
Me:有幾呀??
Ms Tam:你揭衰咗就會害死Chloe,接著便會...
Me:害死全部人!是不是?
Ms Tam:無錯呀!所以你要正經D!
Me:我...
Chloe:喂喂!揭譜呀!
Me:嗚呀!!
Chloe:拜託你正經一點好嗎!我在??(Forgo
t about it)年前喺個口風琴比賽個陣時,我個揭譜員不斷在做小動作,跟住個評判就話我拍子感差,需要有個人幫我打拍子呀!
Me: Em...
Chloe:咁你就唔好做啦!
Me:哦
(In the next day...)
(Inside the JC Hall...)
某人:喂!自閉的張秀蘅!
Me:咩自閉啊!
Chloe:唔好理人地講咩!人地講既野唔準既!
Me:E...
Chloe:Um!咁開始啦!
Me:哦
(?? minutes later...)
(Inside the competition area (the big hall))
(預備上台中...)
評判:下一個!SSGC!
Me:好緊張啊!
Chloe:唔駛咁緊張...
Me:其實你自己一個人揭都得啦!
Chloe:唔得家...我不行的...
Me:誰說的!我平日見你都得個播...
Chloe:都話我唔得呢...
Me:你是行的呀...
Chloe:好囉播!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me:嗚哇!!!!!!
Chloe:無事既...你雖然係痴痴地,但係我知你一定得既!
Me:(好lum呀!!!)
Chloe:喂!上台啦!
(After the performance and we have been waiting for ?? minutes...)
評判:The winner is......... ST. STEPHEN'S GIRLS' COLLEGE!!!!!!!!
Chloe:哇!!!!好野呀!!!我地贏咗啦!!!!!! (癲咗)
Me:救命呀!!!!!!!!
Ms Tam:仲唔上去囉獎!
Me:Ahhh...
(跟住我就同Chloe一齊上去囉獎啦)
THE END...
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