1.行天橋定隧道? 隧道.....
2.行斑馬線定紅綠燈? 紅綠燈
3.搭巴士定小巴? 小巴@@"
4.搭火車定地鐵? 地鐵....
5.咁輕鐵定叮叮? 叮叮~~好好玩
6.揹背囊定鈄揹袋? of coz 鈄揹袋la~~!!!
7.要粗框定幼框眼鏡? 粗框~~^^
8.藍色原子筆定黑色原子筆? 藍藍
9.用鉛筆定鉛芯筆? 鉛芯筆....=.=
10.手電要摺機定唔摺? 摺機.....but我個個唔係....=.=
11.大包裝tissue定細包裝? 細包裝~cute
12. 曬駱駝要綠色定粉紅色? 粉紅色....士多啤莉~~^^
13.做林曉峰定錢嘉樂? 錢嘉樂....令仔d~~
14.揀方力申定劉愷威? 方力申...小申
15.要房祖明定成龍? 兩父子= ="
16.揀gayman定TB? TB^^"
17.Yumiko定Jade? Jade~^^
18.姚明定曾志偉? =.= 好白痴....
19. 幫百佳定惠康賣廣告? 佢地會搵我賣廣告!?? 無可能=.=
20. 咁萬寧定屈臣氏? 同上~~!!!!!
21.有張自己既激大頭廣告,放響紅隧香港出口定九龍出口? um.....可唔可以放係hm!??bc....如果放係街~~會'影響市容'><"
22.買baleno定blue star? blue star
23. bossini定giordano? giordano
24.行CWB定TST? TST
25.唔食飯定唔訓覺? 唔食飯~~可以食其地野ma...keke
26.食雪糕定雪條? 雪糕~~!!!!!!!!!
27.買短襪定船襪? 船襪"""""
28.蔡依林定候佩岑[同Jay]? 蔡依林~~*
29.Stephy定嬌[同方力申]? Stephy"""
30.做八兩金定馬蹄露? =.="" 做林凱欣~~ok??
31.Roadshow d/l鈴聲官恩娜做定吳日言做? 官恩娜__'''
32.Mickey定Minnie? Minnie~
33.Pluto定Goofy? Pluto
34.森美定小儀? 森美*
35.要乞兒頭定光頭? 咩係乞兒頭??-0-
36.成面暗瘡定有一粒巨? 睇下粒巨生係邊.....= =""
37.自己極肥矮定極高瘦? 極高瘦~ -_-
38.開燈訓覺定熄燈訓覺? 熄燈~~
39.楂電單車定大大大貨車? 電單車~~型
40.要7人車定普通私家車? 7人車
41.Now寬頻電視定extv[TVC果個]? 是但la....
42.揀mix定外國人? mix...keke
43.塔羅牌定風水? 塔羅牌~_~
44.Gucci定LV? Gucci
45.Paul Frank定Bathing Ape? Paul Frank
46.Super Lover定Hysteric? Super Lover
47.食M記定KFC? M記
48.7仔定OK? 7仔
49.新巴定城巴? 是但la....
50.安安定佳佳? 同上~~
51.獅子定老虎? 獅子
52.耶穌定聖母? 耶穌^^
53.萬事如意定心想事成? 心想事成>M<
54.做阿爺定阿公? =.="" 我係女仔~~!!!!!!!!!!!
55.飲diamond black定jolly shandy? jolly shandy
56.要土葬定火葬? 土葬
57.自己死先定老公死先? 自己死先
58.病死定撞車? 病死~~~~令d ma,,,haha
59.碌落山定跌落海? 跌落海~~令d ma,,,haha
60.斷手定斷腳? 可唔可以唔斷??>_<
61.睡覺流口水定扯鼻鼾? 流口水~~@@"
62.聾左定啞左? 啞左....=0=
63.屙定嘔? 嘔....dirty...>.<
64.睇劇集定電影? 電影~~
65.賭波定賭馬? 波波~~**
66.做男人上身女人下身定女人上身男人下身? 條問題好亂....-0-"
67.用real player定window media player? window media player~~
68.用ICQ定MSN? msn~~**
69.寧願二萬個早到定二萬個遲到? 二萬個早到.....
70.揀Aaron定Leon? Leon-0-
71.吳彥祖定陳冠希? 吳彥祖'''
72.林家聰[12星]定羅貫峰? 5揀~~\./
73.林嘉欣定李嘉欣? 林嘉欣~~
74.吳卓羲定陳建峰? 吳唱k~~!!!!!!
75.蔡瀾定韓韜? 韜韜~~@@"
76.姓陳定姓黃? 陳~~!!!
77.入樹仁定珠海? 珠海...........樹仁係邊??=0=
78.飲紅豆冰定菠蘿冰? 紅豆冰~good
79.做情人定貓狗? 情人....最hate 貓狗~~\./
80.食煙定飲酒? 飲酒
81.蒲bar定D? bar~~^^
82.食蝦餃定燒賣? 蝦餃~~有蝦~~
83.油炸鬼定牛利蘇? 油炸鬼....
84.食豬定牛? 牛牛~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
85.揀匯豐定恆生開a/c? 匯豐better~~
86.要藍色校服定啡色校服? 啡色~~最中2~~
87.8號風定黑色暴雨? 黑色暴雨~~
88.steam定sauna? sauna??????
89.neway定cali?      ???????
90.physical定cali?    ???????
91.住1樓定48樓? 48~~*
92.叮噹定多啦A夢? 多啦A夢^^
93.番鹼定沐浴露? 沐浴露
94.長遮定縮骨遮? 睇下把遮令5令la~~
95.食橙定柑? 柑
96.用Frontpage定Dreamwaver? Dreamwaver
97.至net小人類定放學ICU? 至net小人類=.=
98.聽903定997?  997?????
99.做定唔做呢個test? 做緊la~~~-0-"
100.自己個名叫[愛]好定[費]好? 愛~~~""""""