今朝十點接到個電話...-O-.....對方係咩柏羅酒店GE人......
以下係一段小小GE對話....
煩人:小姐,你已經比我地挑選左做我地GE尊貴會員喇....(刪去佢介紹GE
優惠)你只要比年費$18XX就可以享用我地GE優惠架啦....請問小姐貴
姓?
我:鄭....
煩人:咁小姐你有冇第二D稱呼係想寫係張VIP卡上面架?
我:我唔想參加喎....
煩人:點解呢??
我:冇錢呀...
煩人:其實$18XX都唔係好貴架啦.....咁小姐你點解唔想參加呢?
我:都冇工開....點有錢呀??
煩人:冇工開?小姐你係學生黎架?
我:係呀......
煩人:咁都唔緊要啦..小姐你有冇D朋友係成日都出去食架?或者你可以比佢
D資料我oY..唔需要好詳細架...只要個手提電話號碼同埋個姓就得架啦..
我:我班FD個個都係屋企食喎....好少出去食架.....
到最後我都唔記得左係點收線架啦.....=.="....真係.....無奈.......
點解我唔CUT佢線架......其實有時都唔係咁好意思CUT人地線.....電話錄音除外...
跟住下晝就同阿波去食野同埋唱K....=V=...
我地去左食KFC....隔離檯個細路仔好得意....佢唔多識講野.....歲幾掛....
但係佢叫左聲「姐」.....呵呵~~又比佢包紙巾比我......
當我買完野食之後就請左佢食塊薯塊啦.....佢食完之後就唔理我啦...><"
我食完之後就去左洗手啦....洗完返黎之後個細路又話要洗手.....
佢阿媽就同佢講叫姐姐帶你去洗手啦.....
但細路坐係卡位度啦....出唔到黎....佢就主動伸出雙手要我抱佢去....=V=".....
諗起佢個樣都覺得得意......>V<".....之後就抱佢出黎啦....落左地之後又四圍走....
經我帶領之下佢終於都洗到手啦.....但係佢見到人地用個吹隻手果舊野佢又想玩....
大佬呀....邊有力抱到你咁高呀.....=3=....將佢帶返去之後呢....
同佢同檯GE小妹妹又想洗喎.....個小妹妹應該細過個細路啦....
但係個小妹妹怕羞呀....><"....呵呵呵~
臨走之後同佢地兩個講88啦~個細路比左個飛吻我同波波.....呵呵~~好得意呀佢地~
跟住就上去唱K啦.....勁多人....我地應該係去左最後GE果間房..99號房.....都唔知轉左幾多個圈先到....=.="
果間房呀....有三個無線咪囉.....設計都幾過癮.....但係張檯就....我同波波成日都驚佢會突然之間散左.....
我地兩個係度係咁唱....唱左好多歌仔....真係新舊都有....=V=....
唱左成四個鐘頭....阿爸打電話叫我返去食飯....=3="....
如果唔係要返去食飯GE話....我地仲可以唱落去架....><"...仲有幾頁都未唱....
哈哈~雖然今日係得兩個人去唱....個係都幾開心架.....
大波又唔黎....><".....唔緊要啦~~下次再黎多次~
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