HｅY...我卓大小姐番來囉**嘻嘻**今日番到自己既家門...真係有一種有如大地在我腳下

                   既感覺牙___*[[亂說的]]始終都係屋企好**我終於明白呢一句既意思喇**哈哈**嘩**話o的野俾

                   大家知牙**哈哈**想吾想知牙你地)))[[想牙..想牙**]]咁我又吾講住喇...[[吾好喇**求下你講喇]]

                    今時今日..咁既服務態度係吾得架**檢討下喇好心**[[我送個牙JＡY既YＥS卡俾你牙**]]好喇..見你

                     咁誠懇既態度同逗得大爺我咁開心....我就話你知喇**[[MＵSＩc~我知你吾知...等我話你知**這個世

                     界添歡笑...]]就係呢..我係大陸睇電視牙mａ．．咁我就不嬲都係睇星空既...嘩卡**大家知吾知發生o的

                     咩事牙...佢話牙JＡY同RＡI NIＥ既音樂特輯牙**咁當然..我都睇左喇**哈哈*我相信大家一定覺得我好

                      無聊..''哈哈**不過真係好開心架個陣**仲有..係你地睇緊十大中文金曲個個頒獎禮時..我就已經係睇緊

                      全球XXXX頒獎禮...牙JＡY拎左五個獎牙**呵呵**好勁牙**好喇..我要作故仔牙**

         「鈴....鈴..」________*

                       沿住一條馬路...可以清楚咁見到有一間私校...而個間學校既名..叫做___""周董十八號空間米粉絲中學''''

                       學校裡面..從一個班房我地可以聽到一個MＩsＳ正係樹講緊野**課室門外寫住...『四年二班』_________*

                      「各位同學...今日我地黎左兩位新同學**請佢地入黎先喇**」MＩsｓ CＨｅuｋ同大家講**

                        講完之後...有一個"好可愛"[[盜用了真趣致既金句]]既女仔入黎班房....個個男仔都呆左**哈哈**

                      「ＭIＳS  CＨＥU K ____您好牙''」「點解只係得你一個既??應該仲有一個男仔架喎....既...吾好理喇..你向大家

                       介紹自己先喇=」

                                     「大家好牙**我係'''''JＡY JＡＹＪAＹ絲粉米''''''呢間學校轉黎既**我個名叫做.....」呢個女仔都未講完..

                        班上面已經有好多人大聲咁叫...其中路人甲問:「你有冇男朋友牙**」路人乙又講:「係囉**有冇姐..」

                        路人丙又話:「我吾介意做第三者架BＯR///**」呢個時候...MＩSS  CＨEＵK咳左幾聲...大家都知係咩事..就收哂聲..

                        俾個個女仔講買落去.....此時此刻..個個女仔拎起粉筆..係黑板上面寫左幾隻字**

                                        **「我個名就係叫做......周..小..津''''請大家多多指教!!!」[[作者實在太喜愛呢個名喇..所以又盜用了]]

                         路人丁好多聲咁話:「卡哇兒呢....你手機幾多吮ｎuｍbｅR牙..得閒出黎飲杯野牙**」MＩSS  CＨEＵK可能已經

                         習慣左...所以冇理佢地**就同小津講:「個度有兩個空位.....你就坐其中一個喇**」小津呢個時候心裡面唸...

                        「吾係要我自己一個坐牙化....」[[因為佢隔離係一個空位黎既..]]突然..有一把聲打破左小津既思想....

                                           「MＩSS CＨEＵK...」「你黎喇....快o同大家介紹喇」呢個男仔一入到去....就有好多女仔係度尖叫**

                         「好靚仔牙**」「嘩嘩**我鍾意牙**」.....呢o的咁既說話係小津既耳邊穿過....佢越聽越覺得呢個男仔討厭....

                           因為小津生平就好憎人遲到**[[大家遲o的就會知點解]]

                                             「hｅy**我叫豪德喜...嘻嘻**個名好怪呢..''大家可以叫我既英文名...牙Ｊ**單字一個Ｊ....亦都可以叫

                            我既花名...''好[豪]靚仔''**」成班女仔即刻尖叫**呢個時候...小津只能目瞪口呆...因為..呢個人個英文名**竟然同

                            佢既偶像[牙JＡY]既讀音一樣...小津已經燃燒起佢眼裡面個兩團火....

                                              「好喇...你自己簡一個位坐牙**」...「你係老師..緊係你確定喇」「咁....好喇...你就坐係個個女仔既隔

                             離喇**」小津眼見佢一步一步咁行買黎..然後拉開張登..坐低''心裡面個團火都跟住燃燒起黎....

                                             「你好牙**」牙Ｊ首先同佢講野...因為個時小津身上面個三團火仲未熄滅...佢咁樣同佢打招呼...小津真

                             係好想破口大罵....但係...又會好HＵNＴ人...所以佢咩都唔講....[[小津心地真係好牙**__作者說]]點知...牙Ｊ反然

　　　　　　　 更加好奇....就問:「你係吾係弱聽架???」之後..牙Ｊ就開始做手語...坦白地說..小津對佢呢個舉動的確好想笑**但

                             係.....「哈哈哈哈..」終於都忍吾住LU.....小津笑左一輪....牙Ｊ就問佢:「你.....你...食左笑笑蘇牙???」「你講咩牙..

                             我冇牙**」「你一定有..如果吾係..你吾會笑成咁**」「我都話冇囉**」「你一定有**」「我冇我冇我冇我冇我冇

                             我冇我冇...衰人」之後....放學既鐘聲就響起左[[小津以為係放學既鐘聲]]......就即刻跑出班房.....

                                               「周小津...你同我企係度...'''」小津好奇怪點解MＩSS CＨEＵK咁惡咁話佢**但都死死氣地行番去班房..

                             「周小津....你吾好以為你係轉校生...就可以為所欲為牙**你都算大膽喇...竟然係咁多人面前逃學...哼**今次我就

                               吾同你計**如果下次......你就死喇**仲吾快o的番買位**」小津一面行番買位...一邊係度唸...「我明明聽到鐘聲

                                架喎....'''」「哈哈哈哈**我真係未見過咁蠢既女仔架**只係我部電話響咋嘛**」牙Ｊ係度笑小津....**

                               小津個陣真係好嬲....但係唸起頭先咁樣衰...就更加無地自容....心裡面...只係唸住復仇大計.................

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