我今真系好激牙...我果個呀叔正一白痴嫁..

                                              距一放工返黎就狂甘鬧我喔...

                                      又話我整到間屋超污糟喔..距都白痴既...

                                               我日日都系度撿緊啦.. 

                                      距甘嫌污糟..自己有手有腳..又5撿...

                                               靜識點人做野..懶到死..

                                      仲有牙..屋K無送啦..甘我想去買啦...

                                               點知個扑街自己走去喔..                                     

                                      我宜為距去買送啦..點知無買到喔..

                                               叫我自己去行遠d買返喔...                                     

                                    又話彩虹買野好貴喔..叫我去牛池灣買喔..

                                               我真系好鬼死憎距嫁...

                                     我買完返黎啦...甘我5想煮住牙嘛....

                                                距竟然叫我煮比距..

                                     又話自己做野好辛苦喔..叫我煮喔...

                                                我真系比距激死牙..

                                        邊有d牙叔甘衰嫁...超on 9  囉..

                                            距又5知自己把聲難聽喔..

                                      學人地系度唱歌喔..唱到走西音囉..

                                        又唱錯西d歌詞..唱得超甘難聽..

                                    聽到我連昨日食果d野都可以嘔返出黎牙...

                                         我宜家想返..都系度打冷震牙...

                                   如果個扑街仲甘樣鬧我..我一定要令到距絕子絕酸..

                                                    哈哈哈哈哈哈......