今日真系好開心牙...我老豆今日放假牙...

                          距同我地今日出左去玩...距陪我地去睇戱牙..

                          果部戱系超好睇牙...超搞笑牙...

                          我同我細佬系度狂笑...雖然今日好開心...

                          但想返起昨日我就好鬼死牙...

                          本身我昨日我返大陸嫁..

                          點知我呀叔5知痴左邊線...距真系好白痴牙..

                          無神神要我同我細佬5:00起身返大陸..

                          我同我細佬遲左少少起身炸..

                          距竟然當著我老豆老母面前系超大聲鬧我地牙..

                          甘我細佬距5見八達通..距又系度鬧喔...

                          甘我地都衣最快既速度跑去MTR買八達通啦..

                          距竟然系我地後面..仲鬧我地行得慢喔..

                          搞到MTR .. D人都望著西我地..

                          搞到我超鱼囉..都5明距系度急咩..

                          果時MTR差5多無人牙..甘急赶著去投胎咩..

                          最離普既系..我都無八達通啦..我甘米去買囉..

                           距果個扑街又系度話我鬼死甘慢..

                           距嫌我太慢..距自己同我細佬走左先喔..

                           5等我喔..我買完之後就跑過去啦..

                           我落到去下面..距已經走左啦..

                           但我細佬d証件仲系我度牙..令我最既系..

                           距見我細佬d証件系西我度..

                           留低我細佬系鑽石山..自己走左去牙...

                           跟著打比我老豆..叫我老豆去接距喔..

                           我老豆聽到之後超驚我細佬出事牙..

                           連衫都未穿好..就跑左出去啦..

                           果時我地超擔心牙..我呀媽擔心到系度喊牙...

                           好彩我老豆搵返我細佬...我老豆同我講..

                           我細佬果時都驚到系度喊牙...

                           不過最後都系無事啦...

                          我真系超超超超超憎憎憎我呀叔牙..

                          距真系白痴嫁..我以後都5會再同距返大陸..

                           以後都5會聽距話...系一定都5會.....