超勁最激喪爆趕paper！
五點要due我四點半喺davis lib度輪緊printer！
printer唔係女仔名！XDDD
好鬼多人，所以條隊好長呀…
成個weekend冇做到嘢，
早知快手交左paper返屋企啦，- -'
本身諗住留喺dorm發奮架嘛。

喺lenoir食飯，思樂冰今晚有提子味！
即刻飲/食左兩杯，
返到dorm先見到我嘴唇紫哂！XDDD
十足屍變呀定中左山埃毒果挺咁！
你GTMD落那麼多色素幹嘛？！XDDD
我回dorm路上仲擦肩而過唔少人添…
好在好似唔多覺有人睥住我兩片豬唇嘖！XDDD

……

被tag︰
1.這問卷是誰傳給你的?
Carol Tsui。

2.跟她是在怎樣的情況下認識的?
10th grade ESL堂…
嘩好懷念，
仲有eva、suzy、phil、婉美雙儀、阿玲、姜志潤佢哋咁…
日日有時趕功課温書，冇嘢做就吹下水，無壓力狀態…
我相信比到同樣感覺o既回憶喺我一生中唔會再有。

3.認識多久了?
三年啦。

4.她有什麼別於一般人的特點?
勤力認真，着緊成績，自我要求頗高咁。

5.在你心中她是怎樣的人?
勤力認真，着緊成績，自我要求頗高咁…咯都話。

6.現在想認識誰?(有的話請列名)
我想識阿小布殊呀……係咪想幫我介紹下呀。列名牙，咁識埋小泉純一郎啦唔爭在。
未見過人除左「冇」之外有咩答案的…可見呢題頗為「廢問」。

Andy又請左我一餐，
佢仲有成四十餐！XD
而呢個禮拜係exam week！點食都食唔哂，
請成大票人開party都夠啦…

va姐︰「你燒過dvd未？」
當下好想笑，但都只答「有呀」咁…
屋企我諗燒左過百隻dvd嘞…

嘩！「寵物遺體美容師」！
我想像唔到如果我真係養左隻狗仔，
到佢壽終正寢時我會點…

話就話冇recitation好開心，
但其實咪又係咁，
真係覺得開心只有啱上完rec走出黎時啫，
蔡康永講得啱哪，人真係太奇怪，
有人生命意義就係找尋開心，
但如果冇唔開心，找尋開心豈非亳無意義…
「開心」可能只係人o既一廂情願…
或者係生物o既defense mechanism啦，
完美o既第一代matrix，啲人都活唔長，
人只有喺危機、憂患、痛苦存在o既情況先生活到，
而同时就花其一生逃避危機憂患痛苦，
未免太犯賤。
唔知有冇相關studies呢，
蠻有趣的，
應該算是bio-psycho equilibrium吧，
可以寫paper。

派返chem test…
七十分…我deserve囉…
唔知自幾時開始對啲grade麻木左。

問我哥攞左排芯，用返枝snoopy鉛芯筆…
手感唔同哂，當堂字都寫靚左…
鉛筆太幼啦。

黎個DJ黎個santa就塞爆lenoir…
早知去ram's head。

陳奕迅蘇永康謝霆鋒許志安同時間喺台灣出碟…
呢排啲綜藝成日見佢哋呀下，
va姐，謝霆鋒去蛋白質果集好笑過康熙果集呀，哈…
羅志祥代陶晶瑩班，因為佢待產嘞…
真係…羅志祥太搞笑，襯托之下侯佩岑好花樽！XD
其實侯佩岑一直好花樽，以前都係陶晶瑩講哂咁滯o既…
哈，一開始係陶晶瑩揾王文華返黎，王文華請辭，陶晶瑩揾侯佩岑返黎，點知今次係陶晶瑩大左肚要放假…
侯佩岑太唔綜藝嘞，算吧啦。

<Stan>
Eminem

Chorus: Dido
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I..
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window..
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be gray,
but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad..

1st Chorus: volume gradually grows over raindrop background
2nd Chorus: full volume with beat right after "thunder" noise

[Eminem as 'Stan']
Dear Slim, I wrote but you still ain't callin
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or something
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Bonnie
I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the shit you did with Ruckus too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan

{Chorus: Dido

[Eminem as 'Stan']
Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert
you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew
That's my little brother man, he's only six years old
We waited in the blistering cold for you,
four hours and you just said, "No."
That's pretty shitty man - you're like his fucking idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
Remember when we met in Denver - you said if I'd write you
you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
I never knew my father neither;
he used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
I can relate to what you're saying in your songs
so when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin up
You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Stan -- P.S.
We should be together too

{Chorus: Dido

[Eminem as 'Stan']
Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,
this'll be the last package I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters;
I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy
and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
I hope you know I ripped ALL of your pictures off the wall
I love you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
See Slim; {*screaming*
Shut up bitch! I'm trying to talk!
Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin in the trunk
but I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you
cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out?

{Chorus: Dido

[Eminem]
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
and here's an autograph for your brother,
I wrote it on the Starter cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too?
I say that shit just clowning dog,
c'mon - how fucked up is you?
You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling
to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin just fine
if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan
why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid
and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about, his name was.. it was you
Damn!