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1. 今日起身第一句講咩：早晨,,,*
2.你老豆姓咩：{黃}*
3.你呀媽姓咩：{陳}*
4.鍾意呀媽多D定呀爸多D：媽咪掛,,,-V-"
5.呀爸煩D定呀媽煩D：兩個都咁...!!>V<
6.你覺得今日自己有冇靚左呀：冇,,,*
7.你覺得自己細個靚D定大個靚D：都係差唔多樣啦,,*
8.慣左幾多點訓呀：１1點幾,,, *
9.黑眼圈大嘛：都ＯK大架!! 不過眼袋大ｄ,,,
10.你會點應付D突如其來既暗瘡：搽野同埋早D訓囉!!-V-"
11.你想有幾高：總之高過而家啦,,,,*
12.玩電腦個陣隻腳放係邊：唔話你知!!哈哈哈*
13.見到朋友有鼻屎會唔會出聲：,,,,,,,,,*
14.會唔會剃毛：唔會,,-V-"
15.係好逼既地鐵裡面有個勁臭既人對住你，你會點：走開囉,,-V-"
16.見到賣旗既人會點：買囉,,我咁好人!!>V<
17.自已係報串個D人定係被報串個D人:好似俾人報串多D喎,,,*
18.對COSPLAY人既感覺：無咩感覺喎,,,,*
19.如果得一千蚊會買好多平野定一件貴野：咩都得,,總之要靚-V-"
20.鍾意百事/可口可樂：可口可樂!!*>V<
21.有冇諗住減肥：仲減!??
22.夏天鍾唔鍾意著白TEE：鍾意架!!>V<
23.如見到有濃密格勒底毛既男人向你靠近,你會點：無奈,,,XDD
24.鍾意筲箕灣多D定柴灣多D：2個都...,,*
25.最憎D咩人：賤人!!XDD
26.有冇成日係廁所對住塊鏡自己同自己講野：ok啦
27.係咪好易鍾意人：我都唔識分咩係鍾意,,,*-V-"
28.係咪成日以為人地鍾意你：唔係呀,,,*
29.係條街度係咪成日望住D靚既異性：冇喎,,
30.承上題，如果有男朋友係隔離，會唔會照望：你話呢?!我好忠架!!XDD
31.係咪成日當左自己係明星既伴侶：冇喎,,,
32.考試鍾意個日前先溫書定好耐之前溫： 考試前果1個星期開始溫囉,,,
34.如果有摩門教既長老同你講野你會點：有咩點呀!?-V-"
35.鍾意朝早多D定夜晚多D：夜晚掛,,,*
36.係巴士度鍾意坐上層定下層：下層*
37.承上題,鍾意坐前面定後面：後面*
38.大個想做咩：做個隱居既人!!>V<
39.諗住幾多歲結婚：二十幾掛,,*
40.屋企地板係木,磚定地毯： 磚,,*
41.如果比你時光倒流,你想番去邊/幾時：最開心果陣,,,*
42.電腦HANG機你會講咩：妖!!搞錯,,!!XDDDD
43.覺得女仔最緊要係邊度靚：眼,,*
44.覺得男仔最緊要係咩：對女朋友好,,,*
45.一望會望男仔邊度：都係眼啦!!XDDD
46.有冇試過打巴人：冇啦梗係!玩果d就有既-V-"
47.ICQ唔識佔識人既比率係：識既多XDDD
48.會唔會同看更講早晨：會架!!我好乖架,,,>V<
49.係咪寧願凍都唔著多件衫：一時時啦!!XDD
50.暑假鍾唔鍾意留係屋企HEA：,,,中2出去涼air-con!!
51.暑假時你D FD死晒去邊：返大陸掛,,*
52.鍾意自己約人定係人地約你：無咩所謂,,,-V-"
53.有冇細佬妹?如有，黑唔黑人憎：冇噃!!家姐就有XDD
54.易唔易心軟：好易架,,,-V-"
55.覺得IVE好D定副學士好D：有分別咩!?-V-"
56.最鍾意聽咩電台節目：唔係好中2喎
57.有冇試過自己係條街度笑：有架,,,成日架啦!!XDD
58.如果有人打黎做問卷調查你會點：得閒咪咩囉,,唔得閒咪咩囉!!
59.試過玩電話未：小學試過!!好好玩架!!哈哈哈*
60.情人節會唔會走去買朱古力勁派比人：唔會喎,,,
61.如果見到自己既女友同異性攬，你會點：我又唔係男仔,,,-V-"
62.有冇試過自毀?如有，點解：冇喎,,,-V-"
63.成日著鮮色衫定沉色衫：兩樣都著,,,-V-"
64.開學同依家個樣有冇分別：冇咩,,*
65.剪完頭髮後係咪成日覺得自己好樣衰：係架!!XDDD
66.比人洗頭人地問你邊度痕,你會答：唔痕,,,*
67.比人搵粗口鬧你你會：用返粗口鬧佢,,,XDDD
68.同朋友鬧交,邊個會講對唔住先：睇下邊個唔岩囉,,*
69.自己係咪一個火爆既人：都係架,,*
70.大個想唔想搬出去住? 如想,會唔會同朋友住：想呀!!一定同FD住!!>V<
71.除夕會係邊度倒數：以前會出街,,,而家就會留係屋企!!-V-"
72.最鍾意去香港邊個沙灘：冇咩邊個特別鍾意架喎,,,XDD
73.去CAMP鍾意去幾耐：4日3夜!!XDDD
74.番學搭咩車：k73,,,,
75:最唔鍾意學校旅行D咩：ok既都,,,-V-"
76.想幾多歲退休：冇諗過喎,,,
77.你有冇自我：有!!
78.有冇比人過話你似一個人：有架,,,
79.重有冇同小學同學聯絡：我仲係小學生＝＝”
80.會唔會特登唔聽人電話：嬲果時囉,,,XDDDDDD
81.有冇假想敵：好似冇喎,,,
82.幾耐冇影貼紙相： 成年喇!!XDDD
83.頂唔頂得住影相谷塊面出黎：樣衰,,,XDDD
84.SPORT DAY會唔會嗌口號：一定會!!哈哈哈哈哈*
85.見到姣到出晒面個D姣婆會點：好想打佢,,,XDDD
86.見到懶型留晒蘇既後生仔會點：扮哂野,,,XD
87.洗唔洗一定要冇晒肉先覺得瘦：未必冇晒肉先瘦既,,,*
88.小學讀邊間：東莞學校,,*
89.有冇做過PART TIME：冇喎!?XDDD
90.做到呢度,有冇想死既感覺：冇喎!!-V-"
91.你係咪一個易喊既人：都係架!!
92.你係咪一個喜怒不形於色既人：我咩都擺哂上臉到,,,XDD
93.你同你公公婆婆熟唔熟：熟到爆!!!>3<
94.試過搭巴士唔比錢未：好似細個試過!!XDDDDDD
95.依家中秋節重有冇玩燈籠呀：有呀,,,-V-"
96.生日重想唔想開生日會：想架!!開心呀嘛,,,,*
97.細個會唔會LUR地：呀媽話我成日都會,,,-V-"
98.搬左幾次屋：好似４次!!
99.你係邊個：舒*
100.好野,做完喇,最尾唔洗你答啦叫做獎下你啦：-V-"多謝!!
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