Ngo m sheng yung English da qooza, darn hai yau m hai hou sik Chinglish

gum yut ngo jiek left hand yau tong, sor yi dou m g dim hou,

hoi chi tong dou za fai zi dou m gou lik (acutally i use my right hand to hold chopstick)

kou kei la

m da la, i dunno chinglish