本日乃吳小魚與本人相約到大棠郊野公園做那個地理無聊project既大日子....
豈料成組人得我地2條白痴去...成班大茂利放我地飛機...哼哼...可怒也!!!
去到元廣老遠已見那個大白痴on 居吳吔魚早就等緊本大小姐...
真係sor呀...我貴人善忙...要你等咁耐....(查實係我唔知醒..搞到遲左...唔好踢爆我呀!!pls)
難得我地居然有lee個獨處既大機會...當然有好大既得着..就係我地又fd左好多..仲相依為命!!
初初我地2個都唔識去...我就諗住靠呀魚...呀魚又以為我識...樣衰><"
打左俾yoyo...教左我地搭K66...等鬼咁耐都唔見有車...上左車又要問司機係邊站落車...
個司機坤我地係尾2果個站...但幸好得到一位非常非常之熱心既婆婆叫我地係總站落車...
否則就被那個那個可惡既司機老坤而白白地走左一大段冤枉路....唉...(特別鳴謝好心既婆婆!!)

12點到就到...落左車就行上一大條斜路...我地愈行愈驚..咁就打俾陳煜文...原來佢地都未走...好在..
佢地話黎接我地上去...不過行極都唔見佢地...佢話係咩鬼保良局度...唔見wor..
我同呀魚驚到齊齊聽MP3!!!之後就見到陳煜文同村may喇...咁佢地就帶我地join 埋佢地...
陳煜文叫我地去行果個教育徑...我同呀魚都有種被玩既感覺...so唔敢去...
之後見到房廣發,,呀葉,,,吉仔佢地落左黎...房廣發就過左我地lee邊...問我地點...
我同呀魚都唔知點好,,,坐左陣...又hea下咁...之後我同吳小魚一致決定去做問卷....
有d人超好...不過就絕小數人衰...最好笑就係俾吳吔魚話我好有師奶緣...因為佢次次問親都食0檬...
妒忌我先咁講架之ma...有d呀叔都有答我呀...我問左5個咋...呀葉佢地問哂30個wor...=口=
後尾呀魚隻狂峰又sd msg俾呀魚wor..之後呀魚就打電話拒絕佢...我就同房廣發係側邊教呀魚...
我地係咁做手勢又做口形..點知條魚就唔醒水,,,又唔知我地up麥...
仲係每句我地教佢講既野前面加係law..真係俾佢激死!!
之後班男仔話走wor...T^T..咁得番我地咪死得...!?我好驚呀...mami !!!
好在最後有房廣發,,呀葉..同陳煜文陪我同吳吔魚行咋...
咁都好d...如果唔係我地2個有咩3長2短咁就咩咩喇..

準備行果陣,,呀葉問 [[咦!?李瑞凌唔係黎架咩!?]] 哦!!!!
有d野wor...咩野呀!?唔知呢...唔好話俾人知wor...
初時係我同呀魚打頭陣...係咪好把炮呢!?之後呀葉見到個呀叔就忍唔住話幫我地問問卷..
嘩...佢地呀...真係好傾到成對父子咁...行行下呀魚就影下相..陳煜文同房廣發2條Kai子邊行邊打機...
我就成日行到就跌咁...個個都睇得出...之後呀葉同房廣發2個大白痴走左去飲山水...傻架...
陣間肚生蟲就好笑喇...哈哈...愈行愈肚餓+口渴...仲要冇帶水,,,真係失策!!
仲有腳痛tim!!!嗚嗚..TOT,,,真係命苦呀!!!!之後有一野勁野,,,就係我差d冼低...幸好得那個吳吔魚扶住..
如果唔係我早就跌死...仲要俾房廣發問我第幾次....唉...樣衰!!!
後尾見到個亭..呀葉又走左去同個呀伯嗲...成個呀伯咁...呀魚仲話佢好有呀叔緣..唔係呀伯咩!?
佢地一嗲就嗲鬼咁耐...仲要我地抖夠佢地都未嗲完...天呀....
之後就起行,,,房廣發成日都話仲有半粒鐘就行完...坤人既...終於見到到喇,,,我同呀魚開心到死!!

咁就齊齊行番落去搭巴士...我地成日見到有地雷...諗住等呀葉同房廣發踩落去,,點知佢地唔受坤..
落到果個咩咩保良局,,我地終於可以飲水喇...哈哈..開心死!!!!!落到去,,,等左好耐終於有車...
好支力呀,,,就死喇,,,lee幾日都早出晚歸...把聲又死埋....成個假好似冇放過咁...唉....
最衰啦...今日又見唔到d令仔...如果唔係我一定醒神,,仲唔會支力啦...!!!!!!
差唔多落車,,,我地miss 左wor,,,之後佢地又掛住傾...又差d miss 埋,,,齊齊衝落去...樣衰!!
番到元廣...我就同呀魚去M記食野....餓死我喇!!!!!!!!!
今日命途坎坷...仲同吳小魚相依為命...估唔到我地既感情會突然好似.....暫時未諗到個好既形容詞...
有機會真係要寫番本自傳一一<吳小魚與鍾小婷 之 大棠行山落難記>!!!!