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2007 年 7 月 5 日 星期四  |
| 2007-07-05 |
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e度先係我真正有寫野ge日誌↓http://hk.myblog.yahoo.com/vincyy392926/article?mid=8&new=1
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| 2007 年 7 月 3 日 星期二 |
| 改編 ↖愛情↗ 【鬼故】— 〔鬼〕網友 "笑版" |
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我[原編的作者],
一個熱爰玩QQ的"小女子",
每一晚,
我都會化名為"小妖" , [ 註: 我都係睇左"原編",先抄左"小妖"泥做MSN名�H]
跟網友談天說地......
至到有一晚,
一個化名為"老妖"的人ADD了我,
大家都講得十分投契,
並相約明晚再談......
如事者,
過了一個星期,
我發現了1樣奇怪的事,
就是那個網友上QQ很準時,
每晚一到12.00p.m就上QQ了,
2但我不以為言......
又如事者過了一個月......
一天,
那網友說:"小妖,其實......我......我........我..........十分................. "
我問:"十分什麼?"
"他"又說:"你真是女來的嗎?"
我沒好氣地說:"當然!"
"他"說: "那我想我們之間只能是友情,不能進昇為愛情了......"
我忍着淚水,問:"為什麼?"
他說:"因為......我.......是.........搞基..........的........"
我的淚水竟然"消失"了!
我決定不再上QQ了,我的心竟然為一個"基佬"而碎!?
我關掉電腦,去找啊爸傾訴......[單親]
我:"爸,我在QQ認識了一個男仔,但佢......"
爸:"!?"
我;"佢竟然係基ga!"
爸:"下!"
爸心諗:"莫非......"
爸:"佢平日大慨什麼鐘數上QQga?"
我:"12.00p.m"
爸心諗:"唔係ga ma?!"
我見ar爸神色可疑,立即"大肆拷問!
原來,"老妖"就係我ar爸!!
唉......
'呯'
跳樓了!!
*完 |
| 2007 年 7 月 2 日 星期一 |
| 之前啲搞笑野 |
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見到條矮白痴,
灰=="
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放學,
串燒 "3号"+CC+ar C,
遇低能2人組,
"26号佳麗"+"37号佳麗",
聽歌,
小心pk ar,兩位"姐姐",
啲歌難聽到嘔x10o0o0o0o......
又遇"毛蟲老弟",,,,
尖叫劃過"睛空".....
[ 耳朵受罪T^T ]
--->利豐單車行<------
見到"小利"..............飛刀,kaka,,,,,
再遇"小强弟",,
嚇到CC&"3号"死死吓,,,,,,
笑爆咀,,,,
wakaka...... |
| 2007 年 7 月 1 日 星期日 |
| sMiLe aS tHe lOvInG |
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in the hospital,
in a write room,
on the write bed,
there is a girl,
she's so weak ,
her face,
like a death,
in her eye,
is like of waiting for ...
Spring , is gone...
Summer, is gone...
Autumn, is gone...
Winter, is going on...
But,
the girl stril so weak,
on day,
her doctor tell her that ,
she only have 3 months of her life for now on...
But the girl doesn't cry ...
the 3 months is going on,
on the last day of her life,
a boy come to the girl's room...
the girl cries !
she can be happy to go on for her death...
the boy,
said : " why god you play us! we love each other, why you don't let us together !
in this moment ...
the girl die...
Spring is gone...
summer is gone ...
autumn is gone ...
Winter is going on...
*END* |
| 2007 年 6 月 21 日 星期四 |
2007-06-21  |
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笑爆觜@
today exam 果陣....
坐我後面果隻"鋼牙KingKong"[1D]<--同班~同我隔尼果個F.3女仔係度講野.......
bez kingkong 激嬲左個F.3女仔[甘凱兒].....
so"甘"就同KingKong嘈起上尼....
then....
甘 就話la : "cool"牙仔=.=
kingkong心中不憤...
終於想到一個取笑"甘"ge花名....
kingkong 就話la : 哼!!! "反光額頭"@@
激到"甘"生蝦咁跳~
嘿嘿.............甘 : [懷恨在心] |
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