如果唔係我16歲生日個時你唔理我,,我都唔會同細MAY一齊玩,,識左豬仔,,SUKI,,呀欣......

如果唔係鍾意左你,,我都唔會唔溫書都唔會唔比心機會考.......

如果唔係同家姐一齊去會考,,我都唔會識秀俊,,呀樂,,呀勤,,RICE...........

會考得1分,,讀展翅................

如果我個時唔讀展翅,,我唔會識到JANIS,,呀LING,,ESTELLA,,PARTICK,,呀杰,,喬峰,,呀華,,仲有好多.............

如果唔係讀展翅識左呀杰,,我都唔會識仔仔,,亂毛,,河童,,9衝,,呀業,,呀恆.............

如果識唔到JANIS,,我就唔會識到呀佩.............

如果個時冇做M記,,就識唔到LEO,,KEO,,呀B.........................

如果唔係呀佩,,我就識唔到彊屍,,呀聰,,呀BEE,,呀雞,,金福,,呀賢,,呀偉,,華少,,呀風,,吉吉,,KA MING.........

如果個時冇去到攤擋,,就唔會識到ASSER,,呀新,,呀林,,呀虎,,呀幣,,呀城,,呀酒,,呀珊,,仲有ASSER D細佬

如果唔識ASSER,,我就唔會係佢大佬個契女..........

如果識唔到呀傑,,我就唔會識雯雯,,超煩,,貓仔,,GAP華,,呀輝,,呀雅

其實如果當初我冇跟家姐出去玩,,我會點KA呢,,我覺得我應該仲會係一個乖乖女,,可能依家讀緊中六啦。

我又唔會食煙,,FREE野,,MISSING,,上館,,紋身,,唔衰既野唔做.................唉!!!!!