今日我地成大班人打算燒野食呀嗎....咁我就12點出左去搵老公&阿哥啦....之後去到....一個人影都冇..等左一陣...佢地終於到左囉.....跟住阿哥問我地去邊....跟住老公話去買西餅先啦...咁就去左聖安娜到買一打西餅啦....買完....阿哥問我地又想去邊啦....跟住老公話過家興超級市場到買燒野食d野啦....跟住我話一陣先過啦..過左火車站到接細儀&大儀&吉吉&阿櫻&阿瑜啦....之後老公又話唔晒啦...打電話俾佢地話佢地聽話禾輋7仔等啦....咁我又話好啦....之後我地就慢慢咁行左過去啦...一邊行一邊玩啦...因為阿哥仲好[細佬仔].....卡卡......之後行過左去啦.....我地入左超級市場到睇下d炭果d之類物品啦.......之後睇完....佢地班友仔仲未到...咁我地就係超級市場門口到坐啦,,,,好似係到乞食咁啦...又冇野玩喔....勁悶咁等佢地班友囉....過左一陣之後....細儀終於打電話俾我問我地係邊啦...我地話係禾輋7仔到.....之後佢話得喇...過緊黎啦....咁我地咪又等囉....一分鐘...二分鐘...三分鐘...........................等左成20分鐘佢地都仲未到....跟住大儀又打俾我話問我地係邊...點解見唔到我地.....我話冇理由見唔到呀...我係門口...佢地話我都係門口呀....見唔到哇....我話你係邊個7仔啦....佢同我講話瀝公個7仔....我聽完-口-晒咀....我話我係禾輋7仔呀...之後佢地話玩野咩...又唔講清楚d...我話講得好清楚啦..你地聽唔到姐...之後佢地又行緊過黎啦...我地又等等等.....之後又打俾死仔包阿然啦....點知佢唔聽電話...咁我地咪係咁打俾佢囉..打到佢肯聽為止....佢終於肯聽電話啦.....跟住我老公問佢係邊....叫佢落黎7仔到等啦.....佢話ok既....咁我地咪等埋佢囉....點知班友仔到先..阿然個衰仔仲未到....咁我地咪call佢囉...佢又唔聽電話...咁我地咪算囉..唔要佢份...跟住班友仔到左啦...又坐左係人地門口到食西餅啦.....好好笑囉.....食完野...佢地買野飲啦....我就係咁call另一班友囉.....點知果一班仲衰過到左果班....個個訓晒攪...激到我識飛添呀...果陣....真係呀....我call醒左我姐夫[阿bee]啦...叫佢快d落黎啦...點知佢話訓醒先打俾我啦....我咪話起身啦..咪訓啦..天光啦...佢話訓多一陣先啦...咁我地諗住買完野先再call佢地班啦...之後個個都call唔出黎啦....咁又坐左係門口到啦....阿哥就問我地點啦,,而家...我話唔知呀...得我地幾條友...點燒呀....冇野玩哇....之後阿哥就係咁問人地邊到近d方便我地女仔啦...仲係咁問人借車車我地上去啦....點知班友又話咁少人唔去燒啦..我同老公&阿哥聽完....冇晒野講...俾佢地吹脹....之後大家都冇出聲坐左係到啦....跟住阿哥又問我地考慮完未去邊樹啦....個個都冇出聲...我話走啦..去買野啦...之後細儀話咁少人都唔好玩既..唔去啦...我話驚咩姐...走啦...之後一個二個都跟佢話唔去啦.....我老公話唔去都得..一人俾番40蚊出黎咪俾你地走囉...我聽完係咁笑...因為我傻左...之後開始個個唔服啦.....我話咁唔燒野食去唱k囉...佢地話都好啦...之後個細儀又話咁少人都唔好唱啦...我話唱k又唔唱..燒野又唔燒...咁去邊呀....之後我又話咁去沙龍桌球會到篤波囉,,,,,點知個個都唔識篤....唉,,,,,果時超無奈....之後阿瑜話猜包..剪啦.....羸左果個話事啦...點知猜贏果個係大儀啦....佢既然話去篤波.....咁算囉..鬼叫佢係猜贏果個咩....之後我地去到....個個得識坐係到....又唔篤哇....之後阿瑜勁好笑囉...係咁鬧大儀係死賊婆娘囉....笑爆我個肚....之後我又call屎忽光啦....點知冇開機...咁又call阿平啦....點知佢係上水....之後又call楊駿啦....佢又話有野做唔黎得....咁大家又坐係到睇人地篤波啦.....阿瑜係咁叫個死賊婆娘去打劫啦.....勁好笑...串到佢冇晒聲出....之後係篤完波落番去地下啦.....見到成大班著綠色衫果d唔知乜人啦....阿瑜又話係咪個死賊婆娘頭先吹雞d人黎嫁....大儀話係呀係呀..信唔信呀....阿瑜話賊婆娘我信嫁....仲唔快d叫佢地去打劫銀行d錢番黎大家一齊分....笑到大家講唔到野....之後阿哥就入左去打機啦...我就叫老公入去叫阿哥出黎去買燒野食d野啦....咁我地每人夾20蚊去買野啦.....咁我地就過番去超級市場到買野啦....阿瑜又係咁叫賊婆娘去打劫個老闆娘啦.....激到個賊婆娘冇晒聲出.....之後我地買完野....賊婆娘&阿櫻就唔去燒野食啦...咁我地就上左去紅梅谷到燒野食啦.....嘩.....開頭冇咁驚囉..因為有人係到燒啦...之後愈黎就愈黑啦....開始冇乜人啦.....特然有兩隻馬騮出左黎偷人野食哇....嚇親我呀...不過果兩隻馬騮好得意呀....哈哈.....之後我地繼續燒啦...又係到講鬼故哇....好得人驚....勁黑....之後又有人用電筒照下照下...幾驚呀...之後望真d....原來係兩個差佬黎既....仲以為係咩添....之後差佬問我地係到做咩啦...我地話燒野食囉...之後因為驚得制...叫果兩個差佬等埋我地燒完野食先一齊走啦...咁果兩個差佬都算好人啦...等埋我地...之後我地終於燒完啦...咁就問個女差婆借電筒落去拎水整濕d火啦...個個驚得制唔肯落去拎水...勁好笑囉...之後阿哥同吉吉就落左去拎水囉...我同老公仲係到食緊岩岩燒好既金沙骨囉....嘻嘻.....之後木又整濕..野又執齊咪一齊走囉...條路好黑..好恐怖....終於落左山囉...咁我地就同兩個差佬講掰掰囉...咁我地就慢慢咁行番去聖華到坐啦...因為屎忽光係咁催我地班人快d黎....因為佢地好悶...之後我地過到去啦...係到傾左一陣計....阿bee&阿光&ET&老公就係到鋤弟啦...我地班女就係到傾計啦...之後傾傾下....我叫老公讓位俾細儀打啦...之後差唔到10點咁啦....阿瑜同吉吉就係咁話走啦...因為我同細儀就唔多想走啦..但最後都冇辦法啦...因為吉吉阿媽係咁催佢番去....咁佢地就送我地去搭車啦...一邊行一邊係咁笑....因為佢地成班係咁講笑話...之後到左火車站啦,,,老公叫阿瑜送我番屋企啦.....少一條頭髮都唯阿瑜是問啦.....阿瑜佢當真啦...好好笑囉....之後番到屋企沖完涼就打俾老公啦...同老公傾傾計啦......琴日成日就係咁過啦....我覺得真係好開心...好甜蜜....好幸福唷....多謝老公送俾我個戒指呀....愛屎你哇...啜啜啜啜...卜 | 
