甘日我番左學校之後~~~~

           就溫中文~~~~

                             默完書就溫英文~~~~~

                                                 之後上督課~~~~

                                                                原本想問人抄英文~~~~

                                                                           點知比朱古力雞同老師敏教英文~~~~

 溫到放學總於識左~~~~

              之後教番老師敏數學~~~~

                                      番到屋企我就想打人~~~~

                                                  我岩岩入門口見到有個警察係出黎~~~

                                                                之後望住佢~~~~

                                                                                        開門見到我老豆同我老母罵架~~~~

                   之後個警察入黎~~~~

                             問我老母d野~~~

                                           原來係我老母罵到報警~~~~

                                                             我之後無同佢講野~~~~

                                                                             佢入左我房講我講野~~~~

                                                                                                    之後我同我呀哥都話你洗吾洗報警錦白痴呀~~~~

                 佢話老豆打我呀~~~~

                                打"難"(同音)左好多野~~~~

                                               就報警~~~~

                                                                之後我同我呀哥叫外賣食算啦~~~

                                               留cm留cm

                                      吾想講錦多野啦~~~~

琴日同薜亮去左佢學校~~~

                      ge校運會(新華)~~~~

                                 佢去左我屋企~~~~

                                                叫我一齊去~~~~

                                                               我就話:是但囉!無野做~~~~

   之後2點半去狗場~~~

              落到樓下~~~

                      佢問我狗場係邊~~~~

                                         我話吾知~~~~

                                                            之後佢又話:我都吾知喎!!

                                                                        我就罵你係邊到校運會都吾知~~~~

                                                                                             你屎大嫁咩~~~~~

      之後我就打電話~~~

                  問左d   fd講左比我地知~~~~

                                                  之後5點去番到屋企~~~~

                                                        我老豆同我講~~~

               甘日伯父個女結婚~~~~

                                 叫我同呀哥+埋老豆老母去請喜酒~~~~

                                              7點去到~~~~~

                                                              見到蔡高ge呀sir~~~~

                 我吾識佢~~~

                                  不過倪美好一定識佢~~~~~

                                                番到學校再問佢~~~~~~

                                                           之後佢又望住我~~~~~

                                                                        好似認得我錦~~~~~~

                                                                                       之後係到坐~~~~

                              9點開始食~~~~

                                               11點先走~~~~~~

                                                                     我同我呀哥係到罵我老豆~~~~

                               成日都錦早去~~~~

                                                     食左4個幾鐘~~~~~~~

                                                                         痴線嫁~~~~

                                  仲有要留cmcm~~~~~

甘日係學校同雞仔.狗仔都係做左d不動作~~~

                     之後郭生係到笑頸秋根~~~~~                     

                                              之後我又係到笑~~~~

   之後測生物~~~

                男班去左d測試出咩~~~

                                 之後變到好易~~~~

                                            地理做工作紙~~~~

                                                     問A班借左一張工作紙係到抄~~~

  上督課~~~~

                   發生左一件慘事~~~~

                                   就係旭哥張普通話工作紙比人1分為2~~~~

                                   """事情經過""""

         旭哥好勤力做工作紙~~~

                              做完左之後講左一句~~~~

                                          問邊個要工作紙抄~~~~~

  之後我同郭生 就好齊心~~~~

                  一齊去搶工作紙~~~~

                             我炸上面  郭生炸下面~~~~

                                        張紙就一分為2啦~~~~

                                                 事情用了10秒都吾洗就難左啦~~~

                                          """事情完畢"""

                                               最後就雞仔係走廊做野~~~~

                                                                               個書包 屌到爆左~~~~~

                                                                                                    搞到我要玲番屋企~~~~~

                                 你地要留CM呀~~~

我總於飛鷹番黎啦~~~

                 甘日番到學~~~

                               見到我d    fd有鬼死感動~~~

                                                 因為好內無見佢地~~~~~

     之後講番3日後發生ge事~~~

                 第1日去到訓綀場地~~~~

                              見到有好多 "將外物" 係到~~~~

                                         我沐有好多野玩喎~~~~

                                                  點去佢地講我地係無得玩ge~~~

              好無引囉~~~

                            之後見到6個教官~~~

                                          個個都好空神惡殺~~~~

                                                       好似會食左你錦~~~~~

                之後去收十行理~~~

                            又比人抽水(守身..檢查身體)

                                     之後3日都步操..排隊..叫口號~~~

                                                     每日10分鐘沖良同洗3

                                                          15分鐘食飯~~~

                                                                     每日好似2點幾聽講座~~~

                                                                                       4點幾玩遊戲~~~~

                        之後無日早.午.晚3餐都要打飯(打飯就係要幫手準備飯同菜..放係桌上面...仲有放"燈"等等)

                                           仲有10點10分就要訓教~~~~

                                                                衣3日就係錦啦~~~~

                                                                        要留cmcm呀~~~~

                                                                    要3個日一定要番cm

                                                                  吾留吾叫我教你數學~~~~(自己留啦)

甘日我表哥係大陸落黎玩2日~~~~

                      e兩日吾打日記啦~~~~~

                                      因為比佢地打機~~~~~~~

 原本想中午買 3(毛衣)    

             點知朝早就凍到死~~~~

                      之後上英文堂比蔡生玩~~~

                                  話聽日係我個大日子~~~~

                                                要溫習呀~~~~

   因為聽日要測3樣~~~~

                    中.英.數3科~~~

                            中文ok店~~ 數學無問題

                                         英文就好有問題~~~~~~

       再下星期一飛鷹~~~~~

                     有人係到講飛鷹有咩要準備~~~~

                                    之後要帶咩~~~~~

                                                  之後雞仔問左我一個問題~~~

                                                            要吾要帶低褲嫁~~~~

                                                                         我話你吾帶著咩呀~~~

                                                                                       之後吾知邊個叫佢偷女人低褲~~~

        到左督課~~~~

              做左英文作文~~~

                            之後溫習~~~~

                                    再之後放學~~~~

                                                       再再之後你地回cm啦~~~~