甘日我番左學校之後~~~~

           就溫中文~~~~

                             默完書就溫英文~~~~~

                                                 之後上督課~~~~

                                                                原本想問人抄英文~~~~

                                                                           點知比朱古力雞同老師敏教英文~~~~

 溫到放學總於識左~~~~

              之後教番老師敏數學~~~~

                                      番到屋企我就想打人~~~~

                                                  我岩岩入門口見到有個警察係出黎~~~

                                                                之後望住佢~~~~

                                                                                        開門見到我老豆同我老母罵架~~~~

                   之後個警察入黎~~~~

                             問我老母d野~~~

                                           原來係我老母罵到報警~~~~

                                                             我之後無同佢講野~~~~

                                                                             佢入左我房講我講野~~~~

                                                                                                    之後我同我呀哥都話你洗吾洗報警錦白痴呀~~~~

                 佢話老豆打我呀~~~~

                                打"難"(同音)左好多野~~~~

                                               就報警~~~~

                                                                之後我同我呀哥叫外賣食算啦~~~

                                               留cm留cm

                                      吾想講錦多野啦~~~~