- 今日都可以話係hapi day的

- 今日返學,,比較小有地早左

- 見咁早,,就去左7仔買野,,買左2盒糖同1支雪碧

- 返到去,,岩岩好,,集隊,,不過見到丫潔架車

- 等埋丫潔先上,,

- 之後上堂啦,,上堂爆悶

- 到左小息,,超好笑,,咁我就開支雪碧啦

- 點知,開香檳咁,之後用tissue抹啦

- 點知唔夠用,,丫潔話,,點解你唔用m巾既,,m巾吸水嫁ma

- 我心諗,,係wor,,之後去問人拎啦,,

- 抹個陣,,d男仔係汁邊,係度笑,,

- 之後丫潔坐左我個位,,咁我就坐肥方個位啦

- 咁勁無奈,,咁唔知邊個係度嗌,,鄭嫂,,我嫂你老母

- 之後用左肥方個筆袋黎發洩,,

- then,,上電腦堂啦,,咁又係,,超悶

- lock左機,,唔比我地上網

- 音樂堂,,個陣又係爆悶

- 過左陣啦,,咁有咩宣佈,,話咩愛心廚房

- 我個陣打左個?,,之後黎派通告啦

- 哇,,我班幾雀躍丫,,男又有,,女又有,,

- 最搞笑就係,,我打死都估唔到既,,丫潔,,雞澤,,6號同屎鋒and me

- 都去拎通告,,超搞笑囉,,我個班已經超過12人囉*v*

- 之後上中文堂,,超好玩的,,

- 今日上中文堂幾開心,,係度講笑

- 之後數堂,,係度計數

- 咁之後丫潔同姣雯, 6號就落去打波啦

- 姣雯仲要係度話::丫sir有冇叫你落去丫?

- 妖,,去鬼去馬咩

- 咁之後又上堂啦,,咁我同kk妹就睇畫,,無啦啦係度電話震

- 我以為有sms啦,,點知係潔打黎

- 佢話幫佢拎補充,,即刻同kk跑落去

- 之後呢,,放學啦,,

- 超搞笑又超o

- 話說啦,,咁t0by定mingming尖叫啦

- 咁我就叫佢唔好再大嗌啦,,之後t0by話係mingming嗌既

- 之後佢又話佢地有遺傳,,之後屎鋒話,,哇咁勁,有遺傳?

- 之後我話囉,,你咁想知,,咪將佢地解剖囉

- 之後佢話,,下,,我唔識w0r!!

- 我就話啦,,好容易姐,,你拎住把刀,,再係佢地既頭同肚到解開,,咁就得既啦

- 佢就話,,好多脂肪嫁b0r,,我::擺到明啦,,+多句,,等同整容無咩分別

- 之後佢發現無涉3.,唔知邊個問,,咁你頭先去廁所做咩

- 佢話::照鏡同洗手,,我就話,,你唔好沖埋個涼洗埋個頭先出黎?

- 佢::無得沖丫,,你教我丫?,,我::好容易姐,,拉1拉個水,,再放個得入去就得嫁啦

- 佢::你示範黎睇下,,,,我::唔得

- 佢::(指著個1年級既妹妹)呢個啦,,我::哇,,乜你若待d妹妹嫁

- 佢::(又指著個1年級既妹妹)呢個啦,,我::哇,,乜成日你若待d妹妹嫁

- 佢::咁呢個啦(指著個校工) 我::都ok b0r,,就呢個啦

- 之後見到李老師,,跟著,,屎鋒叫J.J姐住佢,,話::死啦,,我冇涉3丫

- 之後行多3步到啦,,又拿高件冷3,,,,我話::你低既,,李老師係度仲拿高件3

發洩

-  屌,今朝班o靚仔正一on撚尻架

- 話說我如常搭車返學啦

- 咁有4條仆街企左係我前面,,咁冇理到佢啦,,

- 咁就2條仆街坐左係度,,1條仆街就企我前面,,1條仆街就企我隔離啦

- 咁轉彎啦,,咁個陣,,其中一個坐左係度既個個人,,係到同我前面個個玩

- 之後轉彎個陣推我前面我個個,,撞到我,,點知佢撞到我個陣,,我就撞到條頸

- 個個超想鬧爆佢地呢班咁既on尻死仆街,,1句sorry都冇講

- 你咩料丫

- 扮撚哂野,,咩''高''原地帶,,渣波高手,,,死on膠仔啦

- 放學個陣,,有班仆街上左車,,咁我都冇理到佢到啦

- 之後仲過份..係到懶串咀咁,,係度大大聲串人

- 有條女串佢個陣,,佢又串唔返,,坐佢地隔離個d,,啤住佢地

- 佢地都係咁囉,,我返到去同我老母講

- 佢冇反應囉,..仲要話:咁關你咩事姐

- 之後我講返,,我整親個單野,,佢仲要係完全係無反應

- 5該!! `你個女整親丫,,

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- 今日返到去,,即跑去6A,,

- 之後風平浪靜,,之後無啦啦有張紙飛過

- 原來係潔話傳紙仔,,,之後就狂傳,,傳左3堂

- 之後傳傳下個陣,,派默書,,哇kaka,,成功啦我

- 100丫!! 超hapi,,不過之後都無理到本dict

- 係度整面試要讀個d野

- 之後都無乜野啦

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-仲有~~

- 話說第1個小息啦

- 咁我同丫潔係度傾計,,

- 咁6號就同5號玩唔知邊個張紙,,(仲有d女仔,,玩個陣嘈到要死~不包括周晴)

- 咁丫潔去寫個d 乖,,不乖個d啦

- 咁寫完啦,我就同佢去睇餐啦

- 之後佢地兩條友係度玩張紙,,啪啪聲,,好嘈

- 咁丫潔搶左張紙啦,,係度問邊個既,,

- 咁呢,,6號就叫丫潔比返佢啦

- 咁丫潔話掉左佢,,咁直接掟左落地啦

- 6號就叫佢汁,,咁佢直接捉住丫潔既手臂啦

- 之後丫潔忍唔住啦,,扎左佢個名啦

- 之後佢地兩個就冇理到大家啦

- 之後雞澤問我發生左d咩事啦,,佢話6號同佢講

- 話想打丫潔,,我話,,多一事不如少一事啦

- 之後同左丫潔講返,,之後12號比左張紙我同潔

- 佢叫我地寫全班最憎邊個,,我地一齊寫6號

- 落到去,,潔同我講話6號成日吹水,,話咩一封利是有10皮

 - 之後又話加加埋埋有10幾萬,,潔又話拉鍊講就信姐,,佢老豆係差佬

- 之後我地問姣雯寫邊個啦,佢話傻仔樂

- 咁我同丫潔講,,唔寫佢,,擺到明就係lum佢啦

- 之後體育堂個陣,,丫sir話咩叫6號執波

- 咁6號叫姣雯幫手執啦

- 咁佢真係去執bor,,返到上去,,係度話6號wor

- 好心啦,,係你自己去執架,,咁幫人做野,,,你lum人就lum人啦

- 之後比6號話死8婆囉 ,,咁你自己係咩丫,,柒頭丫?!