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看完會非常想打機的小說._.

Do I attract you?
Do I repulse you with my queasy smile?
Am I too dirty?
Am I too flirty?
Do I like what you like?

I could be wholesome
I could be loathsome
I guess Im a little bit shy
Why dont you like me?
Why dont you like me without making me try?

I try to be like Grace Kelly
But all her looks were too sad
So I try a little Freddie
Ive gone identity mad!

I could be brown
I could be blue
I could be violet sky
I could be hurtful
I could be purple
I could be anything you like
Gotta be green
Gotta be mean
Gotta be everything more
Why dont you like me?
Why dont you like me?
Why dont you walk out the door!

How can I help it
How can I help it
How can I help what you think?
Hello my baby
Hello my baby
Putting my life on the brink
Why dont yo like me
Why dont you like me
Why dont you like yourself?
Should I bend over?
Should I look older just to be put on the shelf?

I try to be like Grace Kelly
But all her looks were too sad
So I try a little Freddie
Ive gone identity mad!

I could be brown
I could be blue
I could be violet sky
I could be hurtful
I could be purple
I could be anything you like
Gotta be green
Gotta be mean
Gotta be everything more
Why dont you like me?
Why dont you like me?
Why dont you walk out the door!

Say what you want to satisfy yourself
But you only want what everybody else says you should want

I could be brown
I could be blue
I could be violet sky
I could be hurtful
I could be purple
I could be anything you like
Gotta be green
Gotta be mean
Gotta be everything more
Why dont you like me?
Why dont you like me?
Why dont you walk out the door!
Cause I left my mind in the airport
My thoughts in a taxi
My heart in reception
The last thing I saw was you

道理!?
絕對不夠歪理鬥。

歪理!?
必須用更歪的歪理反駁。

↑這是道理。

我不能在考試中取得第一，
我不能在運動比賽中取得第一，
我不能在打機分數中取得第一，
我不能在歌唱比賽中取得第一，
我不能在戲劇比賽中取得第一，
我不能在柔道比賽中取得第一，
我不能在空手道比賽中取得第一，
我不能在工作量排行榜中取得第一，
我不能在父母心中最乖孩子排行榜取得第一，
我不能在眾多朋友心中友誼取得第一；

我不能讀遍世上所有書籍，
我不能做遍世上所有運動，
我不能玩遍世上所有遊戲，
我不能吃遍世上所有食物，
我不能走遍世上所有道路，
我不能聽遍世上所有歌曲，
我不能寫遍世上所有字詞，
我不能收遍世上所有禮物；

我不能肯定我有沒有科學家的頭腦，
我不能肯定我有沒有音樂家的頭腦，
我不能肯定我有沒有藝術家的頭腦，
我不能肯定我有沒有數學家的頭腦
我不能肯定我有沒有作家的頭腦，
我不能肯定我有沒有化學家的頭腦，
我不能肯定我有沒有物理學家的頭腦，
我不能肯定我有沒有天文學家的頭腦，
我不能肯定我有沒有歷史學家的頭腦，
我不能肯定我有沒有經濟學家的頭腦，
我不能肯定我有沒有心理學家的頭腦；


我卻能肯定的警告你：
Don't Tell Me What I Can't Do !!

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