今日有一個對聯問答遊戲(請以HIGHLIGHT方式在「答」字後面尋找答案)

問題:

1.  床前明月光                                                     答: 爐頭煲粥落砒霜

2. 借問酒家何處有(另有: 借問廁所何處有)     答: 直行轉左上三樓

3. 老虎頭上釘蚤毑                                              答: 床頭dup返個書架

4. 去觀音廟借庫                                                  答: 去葡京得返條底褲

5. 富士康12連跳                                                  答: 郭台銘13億人連屌

6. 去旺角新之城打機                                           答: 點解唔去一樓一玩J

7. 九龍塘理想酒店                                               答: 香港政府乜都唔掂

8. 一齊黎飲可樂                                                   答: 前面街口有落

9. 而家買野乜都加價                                           答: 你應該打去問LADY GAGA

10. 油價成日升                                                     答: 燃料轉成竹葉青

11. 北極就快冇哂冰                                             答: 人類太熱要卜冰

12. 咁大塊田乜都冇種                                         答: 呢個仔肯定唔係野種

13. 衛蘭要去必瘦站                                             答: 去到港鐵搵唔到個站

14. 讀工商管理                                                     答: 返工受傷邊個理

15. 經理                                                                 答: 甚麼都經已不理

16. 日本零食soyjoy                                              答: 善哉