哈哈~~同胞們~~新既一年又到啦~~大家有d咩願望咁呢??我就想殺多d人啦....講笑架姐...只因姐姐我唔知點解口頭蟬變左:殺人啦...所以就要殺多d人←其實有d唔關事.....

尋日無打到日記...因為姐姐我好忙...忙於要煮飯~~明輝蝦片兩個返左黎...所以要煮飯...哈哈~我煎既雞翼好好食架~~本身想整蜜糖雞翼架..但係無蜜糖....不過我有第2個方法整到~~哈哈~~唔話俾你地知~~

尋晚其實我傻下傻下...連到左06年都唔知...係人地add我話新年快樂我先知...咦...原來到左06年啦喎~~

唉...好多功課都未做呀....有d係椰楊度..中文個本仲唔見左..都唔知死左去邊度...而家呼籲一下...邊個搵到我中文橙色個本野既請聯絡本人...無酬~~哈哈~~

今日本身話出灣仔搵琴姐架..但係我唔想出...老豆睇完病之後因為要煲藥飲所以唔出lo~~咁都好既..因為我都唔想出...而且因為今晚有叱吒頒獎禮睇....唉...男歌手我想一峰/林克勤拿...女歌手就係何韻詩...組合就係at17/草蜢......琴姐可能有得借d咦走入會展去睇呢個頒獎禮..因為佢而家有個工作證係會展做野...借d咦走入去都得啦~~

都無乜野好講啦...俾d野你地睇啦~係好好笑既野...不過呢d應該係台灣譯既...因為有d我睇唔明..但係係台灣d節目有見過~~

1．   we two who and who 咱倆誰跟誰阿
　　
2．how are you ? how old are you?
怎麼是你，怎麼老是你
　　
3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
你不鳥我，我也不鳥你
　　
4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers  together up 
你有種，我要給你點顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上

5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，無事退朝
　　
6．you me you me 彼此彼此
　　
7．You Give Me Stop!!
你給我站住
　　
8．know is know noknow is noknow
知之為知之，不知為不知…
　　
9．WATCH SISTER 表妹
　　
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!
龍生龍，鳳生鳳，老鼠的兒子會打洞
　　
11．American Chinese not enough 美中不足
　　
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
車禍現場描述
　　
13．  angry open 心花怒放

14．go past no mistake past 走過路過，不要錯過
　　
15．小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
　　
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!

16．If you want money,I have no;
if you want life,I have one!
要錢沒有，要命一條
　　
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。

18．you have two down son。 你有兩下子。
　　
19．as far as you go to die 有多遠，死多遠

20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face
給你臉你不要臉，你丟臉，我翻臉 !

21  做早操:do morning f*ck
做課間操:do class between f*ck

22  一說：give you some colours to see see!(給你點顏色看看）
一答：you try try see（你試試看）

23  雇主 how much do you want a month?
保姆：800 yuan, eat you, sleep you
800塊， 吃你的，住你的

24  so many people die why not see you die
這麼多人死，怎麼沒見你死