自問自己係一個中文系學生,
而係依到又被標籤為英文較差/經三年中文教學之後,英文會退步.....
因而開始積極參加這裡的英文Discussion Group,
依到唔單只有來自不同系,不同級的學生,
每次仲會有一個visiting tutor( native speaker)陪你講英文,
由於我第一個接觸到既visiting tutor係一個中國藉,在美國長大的熱情姑娘 Jocephine,
佢對人好好,唔會介意你講得唔好,至怕你唔肯講,
所以我開始對Discussion Group有興趣,
但係有一次,由於另一個visiting tutor(kerensa)既 group爆左,
攪到我迫於無奈咁參加左一個貌似楊細妹既pk美國女人(Andrea)既group,
我一直都有聽聞佢既惡行,
佢好Q鐘意話人英文唔好(從一個中交系reg過佢既同學得知.)
個樣又極似我仇家(爆炸墨魚頭+副不知所謂既眼鏡)
佢係我地面前同Jocephine講上次個同學係poor English,只係問左佢20條問題就end 左個discussion...
Jocephine話: ''well, even though his English is not good, he can keep asking u about 20 questions. it's good job,right?''
善良既人睇野總會由好方面去諗人, i like u, Jocephine!!
參加完Andrea既group之後,我發誓永遠唔會再去參加依一組既discussion....
佢同細妹姐一樣,都係有點神經質既女人....係過程中,我正係一味聽到佢一輪咀咁講佢既閱讀報告,對人生的意義,又要為佢國家貢獻,佢要避免壓力,要點要點......仲話要改變依個世界(我開始覺得我好似入左拉登依個組織咁)....
其他同學都聽到目瞪口呆...點知...佢輕蔑既眼神一閃,將目光移向好身旁的我問:' By the way, what do you think about how you can change the world?'(你覺得你點樣可以改變依個世界?)
我心想: wow!!大佬,叫我點答你牙?問埋d野仲虛無漂眇過楊細妹...用中文都難答啦....真係好想答佢' u can go to ask the father in church. He can give u a satifistory answer!'(你可以去教堂問問神父,佢會比你一個滿意既答案)
係依一刻....我係答左一d語無倫次既英文比佢....係連我自己都唔知自己up梗咩.....
佢就一句: sorry, i don't know what u mean.....=.=
不過算啦,我地下次都唔會有機會再講ga喇,好差!!(我指佢)
佢係美國人,母語係英文,咁英文梗係好ga啦...換返轉頭,佢d中文又有無我地中國人咁好先?(X!佢一定一句中文都唔識講啦!)
味正係一直話個個英文差,依個英文差先得ga!我英文好既話,咁你就無晒利用價值啦!" By the way, you can pack up and go back to your fuck' mother country)(你可以拾定包袱回歸喇!)
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