下雨

導遊帶領老公公老婆婆團到泰國玩到了泰國的某偏僻鄉下導遊對大家宣佈說：

在這個地方打電話非常不方便，如果你們沒有非常非常重要的事，

就不要打電話回台灣，但如果你真的有非常緊急的事情，你再來找我，我會幫你打。

老公公老婆婆們都應聲說好。

結果隔天早上當地下起了傾盆大雨。

 一位老婆婆就很緊張的跑來找導遊：

 「導遊導遊，我有很重要的事情，你一定要幫我打電話，拜託拜託」

 導遊看老婆婆一副很緊張的樣子，就趕緊帶她到一個蠻遠的地方打電話，

 導遊心裡想，到底是什麼事情這麼重要，於是導遊幫老婆婆撥完號碼以後就在一旁聽。

 接通後，只聽見老婆婆對話筒大聲地說：

 「阿美阿美，現在下雨了，趕快把屋外的衣服收進來...」

過河

有個人騎了匹馬要過條大河,

自我介紹

大家好........我是王小華.....

從小...我就培養了很多興趣唷......

以下...開始介紹我的興趣............

我的興趣可分為........動態與靜態兩種...

~~~~靜態~~~~~~~就是.....睡覺...

~~~~動態~~~~~~~就是.........翻身囉......

完ㄌ

小華： 考試準備得如何了？

小明： 我看完了。

小華： 這麼強，全看完了？

小明： 不，我是說『我看…完了！ 』

今早看有線日劇 rerun (叫什麼「急救...24II」)，有一位醫生說人死後就是一件物件。說來無情，想真有理。佛家有說，我們現在只是寄生於這個臭皮囊內，所有死了他們就說是「往生」，而不是「死了」；而埃及人說的亦不是現在的一生，而是死後靈魂所在的after life。所以我們只是在借用現在的一副「披」。所以，不要再在意美醜了 ...

而事實上，就算我們還沒有死，也是一件物件 / 工具，為別人賺錢和為別人而生存的「東西」。我最近經常在鑽這個牛角尖，人絕對不可能只為了自己而生存。說什麼只個自己喜歡的事就是為了自己而活。Come on，你這樣做只是為了給自己繼續存在的意義，要不為什麼不揮手離場say goodbye？做人很痛苦耶?

這就是我Good Friday的導言。Easter? 我又不知會不會說生命的意義有多偉大了~

昨日收到「点心」，看到我翻譯得不知所謂的一篇文章，經編輯修改後仍以Michelle為譯者。既感動又慚愧~! 我下一次會努力工作的啦~

其實有朋友說既然我為這家雜誌「工作」，就應該收取報酬。但我想，我得到一個練習機會，我是否應該向他們付費?  而且，從「工作」過程我擴闊了我的視野，我想，我才是得益的一方。

剔除你對男同性戀的偏見，你會發覺「点心」是一本不錯的消閒雜誌。

http://www.dimsum-hk.com/

究竟幸福是什麼?  什麼是幸福? 

天冷時吃一口熱的東西，你會覺得很幸福 - 因為你有金錢，而且可以用來換取溫飽；看了一部爛電影你可以破口大罵 - 你是幸福的，因為你有眼可以看、有耳可以聽、有嘴可以罵；在工作上遇到煩人的人和事，你依然是幸福的，因你沒有加入失業大軍；家中的父母令你很煩，你是天底下最幸福的，他們的煩是為了擔心你。

今早為友人母親的一席話令我感慨良多。內容講到人的體質會在手術後變差，她更關心到我父親的身體狀況。她感慨的說：要關心父母就要馬上行動，別在他們走了才後悔莫及。所以，有煩人的父母是幸福的。亦正因如此，我正被滿滿的幸福所包圍，因上天還沒有召回我的老爸和老媽~

願天下世人皆惜福、惜緣~!

Just watched the subject movie this evening.  Surprisingly good.  The movie is about a movie reel delivery guy who wants to know the name of a girl so he bet with the girl that he can deliver the movie reel without delivery.

In the story, there are accidents - his motobike is stolen because he helps a blind man to cross the road, then he catches a taxi but the driver has to send his wife to hospital for delivery.  After that, his movie bag is stolen.  On his way claiming the bag from the thieves, he becomes the drummer of the band of the robbers.  Then the thieve brings him to the artists who bought his stolen bag.  The finally gets the bag and the movies reel back, but he is late to the cinema.  Of course, it's a happy ending that the delivery guy knows the girl.

I wants to highlights 3 things from the movie:

(1) the blind man has been waiting by the road side to cross the road for 2 hours, but nobody offered help.  After Joni's helping, the blind man said something like "Joni helped him to re-established his belief in humanity".  I wonder, is it still there?  Or (be cruel) has it ever existed?

(2) the director classified movie goers into 10 categories:  perfectionishs who cannot tolerate any bad experience in his movie going, like noises from around, the connection of movie reels etc; spoilers who can tell you the whole story that you don't need to WATCH any more;  commentary makers who go to movies for their comments; Q&A who always asks questions about the movie and his / her companion keeps explaining to him / her; cellphone watcher who watch the movie but at the same time, they are making phone calls IN THE CINEMA;stupid audience who just watch ... I'm the last type STUPID AUDIENCE as I just go and watch. 

(3) Although the intention of Joni to delivery the movie reel on time is to know the girl, but in the movie, there are a lot of difficultyfor Joni, but still he does not give up.  This worth HK youngsters to learn from it.  NEVER GIVE UP~ 

Enjoy the film festival~

My ex-friend has once called me a 偽/假天主教徒 because I "discussed" with her on why it is "God bless you" but no "God blesses you" which she thought it's something insulting her dearest GOD.  Tonight I brought out this grammatical question and discussed with my friends during dinner.  These 2 knowledgeable girls solved the myth.

In the good old days, people talked about God all the time so everything they said related to God.  Like "goodbye" is actually "May God be with you", and naturally when we say "God bless you", the full sentense should be "May God bless you".  So gramatically speaking, the verb after the bare infinitive "may" should be in present tense without "to".  It's absolutely something academic (it relates to gramma, history and translation) but nothing impolite to God.

終於還我清白。感謝主~!  Oh~!  Also thanks Sally & Vicky~!

Other than my home and my office, hospital is somewhere I visit frequently recently.  Today I went there AGAIN.  I may say it's partly because of my dad but it was all caused by the careless doctor - he gave the wrong prescription so I need to go for a change.  (Now you see even if we went to hospital for medical treatment, it's not 100% safe ...)

Outside the award there was a family discussing about the funeral arrangement of the old man.  A guy seem to be the eldest son in the family as the old lady if she woule like to see the old man for the very last time, the old lady reject because she could not take that sadness.  That eldest son said, "Right though.  If we cry in front of him, he could not go peacefully.  We better keep our last meeting with him as the best memory with him."  I 100% agree.  The old man must be sad enough to leave the family, if they cry, the old man may not leave his memior behind and go to heaven peacefully.

Today I heard wise words from a wise guy.

Amongst all festivities within the year, Children's Day is one of my favorite. 

As a child, we care nothing but play, eat, sleep ... as a child, we have limited responsibility ... As a child, we don't have that many problems ... As a child, we don't need to face dead ...

And that's why I maintain a Child's Heart ... every time I go to Tokyo, I have to go to Disneyland (and I LOVE HK Disneyland too~) ... and love watching cartoon & animation ... and I LOVE Peter Pan ...

Thanks Jessica (CR2 DJ) for giving me a very good Children's Day present - the Dr. Slum theme song (by Anita Mui).  It reminds me of the good old days ... the laughters brought about by the animation ... the days when I was in primary school and the days when papa was so strong & healthy ...

願天下世人皆可永存赤子之心~

Seems that blogging is a new trend, privacy is nothing.  So paparazzi is everywhere. 

My Japanese friend (actually we work in the same company but different office and we have never met, just chit chat through company e-mail) has set up her blog and sent me the URL.  Although the main content is in Japanese, she shows her talent in photography by posting many of her good photos there.  When you have time, please pay a visit - I'm so proud of having such a talented friend ...

http://rpatrick.exblog.jp