21.3.08
今日7點就咩住個大背狠出門口,,
去打war game 正!!!!!!
搭車去左阿ma到再坐佢阿爸架車番學校,,,極之感激
番到去齊晒人就坐得小巴咁細既旅遊巴去~~成班童軍加Prefect...
d Prefect上晒先...淨番d童軍係到等下一架,,,.
等左NNNNNNNN咁內,,,,車終於都黎左,,,,
上到車....逼到飛起...個個咩住個大背狼...1個人等於2個人,,
本來上1到車想訓,,,但坐係我隔黎既方MISS好鬼煩,,,,佢勁"關心"4A,,,
到差唔多落,,方MISS坐到(雲),,話唔同我講野住,,
HEHE,,,以家到我煩番佢!!活該ar,,呵
落得車,,,,落車落到好鬼狼狽,,,,
背脊1個大背狠,,,左手1個營,,右手1個營"隻",,
打war game之前個個都要換晒d迷彩裝,,,超帥!!呵,,,但好熱!!!
跟住要聽個到d人講打war game個d野,,,,聽到想訓,,,,!!
講完,,,又要去試槍!!試完,,,,,
終於落得場,,,,good!!!!!!!!!!!!
1開始我地個組係做攻個隊,,,
開頭玩個陣,,驚驚地,,,跟住,,愈玩愈勇,,,勁上前射,,,
但其實我有冇射中人,,,我都唔知,,,
只知我再想行前去個陣,,,,丁頁,,,,夠鐘!!食晏,,,
超肚餓,,,,拎左盒叉雞飯!!!係咁塞落口到,,,,清晒,,
跟住玩第2場,,,陯到我地做守,,,唔太好都唔好玩,,
king姐姐係咁話個邊有個邊有人,,,,,
但我都唔鬼見到,,,,做攻個d好似唔識走上前咁,,
跟住開始見到有2條友裝下裝下,,我就開始向住我既目標狂射....
點知我對唔準,,,射錯左個程sir既大肚腩,,,佢即刻向我呢邊指過黎,,,笑死!!!
不過都唔係我衰晒,,,鬼叫佢企左我既目標附近,,呵~~賴得就賴
到第3場,,轉地方,,1個好多草既地方,,我開始就博命向前,,,
冇幾內,,,個頭痛到彈彈彈彈起ar!!是因中槍!!!
跟住就比人的左去"停屍間"
我以為我係最快死個個,,,
點知去到"停屍間"見到朱紅輝已經坐左係到,,,
我諗係因為1開場個陣,,,
佢係咁開槍狂射自己友,,,仲要射到勁開心,,,
坐左唔係好內,,都見到幾個入番黎,,,個個爆爆超cheap!!!!
明明死左,,仲要入番再玩過,,,搞錯!!!人死不能復生ar!!!!
超唔抵得,,,因為.........未玩夠ar~~~~~~~
實在太好玩la!!!!!!童軍真好!!!!
玩左3場....3埸我都唔知自己有冇射中人,,,
唯一一個係我知道比我射中既,,,就係程sir,,,哈!!
但佢唔係落場玩,,,只係睇下我地有冇犯規個d之類...
跟住深資個d就要咩番個d大背狼向田夫仔出法~~
行左唔知幾多個鐘,,,整係知道好累好累好累好累好累,,,,,
個個成inin好鬼煩,,,,成日係咁嗌累累累累累累,,,
又話早知唔黎~~煩到死....
成日叫人幫佢拎呢樣個樣,,,,,自己又帶唔夠水,,又要我針比佢,,,
又係咁拎我d野食,,,好似奉旨咁,,
痴鬼線!!!終於都去到!!!!!!!!!!inin係咁話要去廁所,,想人陪,,
個陣都好黑,,,要行1條黑蚊蚊加靜英英既樓梯上去,,,
咁我就陪佢上去,,,共實我都好驚,,,
跟住佢冇啦啦話個冇燈開既廁所好似著晒燈咁,,
寒~~~即刻落番去~~好鬼驚,,,召集左5個人再上過去,,,
個個都"喬"實洗!!,,,上到去,,,當然唔敢1個入去,,,
so,,我同阿ma,,in 3條友入埋同1格,,,
入到去,,,丁頁,,,,,,臭到加零1呀,,,
個d係冇得沖廁既廁所,,,整係得1個好大加好深既隆,,,,
仲有望落去都幾嘔下 ~~
見到好多好濕潤既新鮮滾熱辣既便便 ,,,
我地3條友入到去係咁笑,,,,,,
跟住拿拿淋離開呢1個咁污糟既地方~~
跟住又有人話要去,,,又係3個咁入,,,
開始冇咁驚,,,反而覺得搞笑,,
個個丁善朗,,,佢真係驚到飛起,,,1冇左小小光,,,
佢就即刻係嗌~~好驚ar好驚ar,,,照住我ar~笑死!!
到10點幾訓覺,,,訓訓下,,冇啦啦in拍醒我叫我陪佢去廁所==,,,
跟住又同我講,,算啦都係唔洗la,,我同戴xx去啦,,,你訓啦,,,
玩野嗎~個陣我都賴得起身彩佢,,,繼續訓!
22.3.08
到左6點幾,,自己醒左,,,in都醒埋,,得番戴xx未醒,,,
我又再次發揮我既偷拍本能,,,呵~~~呵~~呵~呵~呵~
跟住就執定野,,,差唔多7點,,,戴xx醒左,,,
問我地幾點起左身,,,我地話6點幾~~,,
佢又問點解唔叫醒佢,,,==無奈囉,,,又係佢話7點先起身,,,
見你訓得咁嘆,,,點敢嘈醒你ar,,副隊!!!
個陣又未到7點,,,早d嗌佢起身既話,,,
點知會唔會話洗唔洗咁早嗌我起身架,,,有問題!!
個個起晒身,,,食埋早餐,,
開始執營,,,個個都執晒自己d營,,
係袁人仲未執囉,,,,係到掛住搵鞋,,,仲要整係唔見左1隻,,
搞到要我幫佢執埋,,,
佢地2個仲要將多左個個營以為係係睡袋,,o my god,,
佢真走去當睡袋咁用,,又要收多個,,煩煩煩
跟住仲要開始落雨,,,成身"痴立立"跟住又開始行,,,
 袁人好似咩住架火剪咁,,,
跟住又去到唔知邊道,,就係個到透左陣,,,
等齊人之後,,,就開始玩遊戲－killer
超正,,,1開始丁善朗係咁自殺,,,到
左我做killer個陣,,,勁正,,殺左好多人,,
其實我可能可以殺晒架,,,
最鬼衰就係d死人係咁提水,,,
但我已經勁了!!呵~~
玩左幾次,,,落大雨,,,冇得玩,,,
又要咩住個沉重既包袱繼續行,,,
又要轉車,,,係到行黎行去,,,想死,,,,3
點幾終於都番到學校,,,
拎晒d野出黎之後,,,全部坐晒落地下,,,
我就開始開餐,,,勁肚餓!!到4點幾就走人~
同阿ma,,inin,,去左食階食野,,,阿ma變態架,,,
買左勁多野食,,,,睇到呆左,,,
由於以家成身就好似個90幾歲既阿婆咁,,,周身骨痛,,,
食完個陣,,,走去萬寧買左3盒撤隆巴斯返歸痴,,,
番到去,,,,就博命貼貼貼貼,,,,,其實都.......
冇乜用,,,都係要痛幾日!!!!
25.3.08
係3月16個陣同榴槤去左睇<<我的最愛>> ,,,,
超超超超超超超超超超超超超超超超超超超正ar!!!!!!
到左今日.....嘻嘻...我又再睇多次,,今次同阿ma睇,,,
有d位搞笑得黎又有d慘,,慘得黎又搞笑,,,,,
總之就好鬼好睇啦~!!!!!
唉~~Alex好鬼慘,,,,,,,,好遺憾!!!
我諗係戲入面既Stephy到佢同唐寧見個刻,,,
都係未知alex死左.......
最cheap都係個個咁賤賤賤賤男,,,
跟本就配唔起stephy,,,,
睇完同阿ma去左睇d野~冇幾內就番家lu~
28.3.08
今日榴槤死左黎我屋企,,,整1d野,,,好鬼晏訓~,,
4點幾個陣拎左我部電話,,佢玩到hi左,,,5點幾走人,,,
聽日又要番vtc,,費時又唔知醒,,搞到遲到,,,
所以我著定晒聽日出去既3訓覺,,
就算遲起身都可以1支箭咁出門,,,
嘻,,,超醒!!!!
29.3.08
訓到7點05先捨得起身,,,
原來我尋晚既辨法係冇用!!,,,
我都係搞到7點半先出去,,,
又搭的士去左鑽石山搭mtr,,,
跟住今日又要測驗,,,勁溫,,,死記爛記,,,
份卷好多mc,,,,,,but mc部份總分得個20分,,,
測完就入廚房,,,,今堂笑鬼死,,,米雪真係好鬼正,,,!!
勁鍾意偷食,,,食完仲要扮冇野,,,
又成日比阿sir點,,但米雪係比人點緊都唔知個隻囉,,,
總之有米雪係到,,,就會笑到我地死,,,,
放學等mtr個陣又見到想影好內既benner!!
番到觀塘,,行行下冇啦啦有個人係到用隻手整我塊面,,,,
跟住我望過去,,,原來係我最愛既補習miss miss鄭,,,超開心!!!
好內冇見lu,,,大約半年幾到啦~同miss鄭傾左陣,,,
我勁係到訴苦,,,話以家個數學老師好唔惦,,,搞到差晒!!
miss鄭就輕力咁打我個頭話我痴線,,,
全程都係咁係到笑,,
跟住miss鄭就話有事再搵我啦,,
跟住就88lu~~
miss鄭係唯一一個我覺得最好既補習miss,,
起碼上年份數學卷有98分都係多得miss鄭,,,
仲有miss鄭唔會好似其他補習老師咁,,,
唔會郁d就鬧,,又玩得,,可能miss鄭唔係大我好多,,冇代溝,,哈!!
有時就算有條數要講成10幾廿次我都係唔明,,,
miss鄭都會講到我明為止,,,
勁有耐性!!耐性係高達100%佢會諗下其他方法,,點會令我明,,,
唔會好似其他個d,,,講黎講去都係個套!!!
有d幫人補習既,,人地唔識個d,,佢就整係計1次比個學生睇~咁就當人明,,,
miss鄭係絕對唔會,,佢點都會要你計1次比佢睇,,,
睇到真係識計佢先肯放過你,,,
其實我覺得如果佢黎教數,,,
分分鍾仲好過以家個個數學老師囉!!
人地大學都未畢業都教得咁惦,,,身
為畢左業既竟然可以教到咁!!!
今次同miss鄭既偶遇好似冇啦啦又變番讀小學個陣係補習社個陣咁,,,乜都講1餐
係上年既下學期叫miss鄭黎幫我補數個陣,,,
我同miss鄭見到個陣基本上係好似見得個幾次面既人咁~~
可能因為太耐冇見,,個陣起碼成幾年冇見過,,所以生疏左~~
但唔知點解今次見番會係係到玩緊咁~嘻!!
小學個陣係補習社第1次見到miss鄭,,就已經玩到顛左,,,
個陣直程玩到唔小心將miss鄭部電話跌到散開左,,,
miss鄭都整係笑住講左句,,最衰都係你啦,,跟住就繼續教我做功課!!!
總而言之miss鄭就係1個絕頂既miss!!!無人能及!!!呵```
跟住傾完就係車站到等阿ma,,,,去我家,,,其實都係對住部電腦,,
冇乜好做~佢差唔多走個陣我開左d嚇人game比佢~扮晒野話超好玩,,,
跟住就嚇鬼死佢,,,笑鬼死!!!跟住佢都變態架~~
佢問仲有冇ar仲想睇下ar~~超佩服佢有咁強勁既勇氣~!!
30.3.08
今日9點幾就比阿媽嘈我起身,,,叫我1齊出去帶阿p剪頭髮,,想死 ,,,
放假最後1日想訓內d都唔得!!等p剪完頭,,,就去左食kfc~
嗌左個$99套餐,,,同老媽出去1齊排,,,個個人執好左1盤,,,
老媽諗住拎番入去先,,跟住見我仲係出面,,so 媽冇行番黎,,,
跟住收銀個條友係到話:都未比錢咁快坐低食野...
但個陣我係1早拎住張$100企左係到,,,係好內囉,,,,
是因我1向都唔係太鍾意kfc d人既服務態度~
我就彈左句,,,咪係到囉,,,
收銀個個就笑左笑咁收左$,,,
用腦諗諗啦~99蚊驚死收唔到咁~~99蚊昆你把屁ar
手腳又慢~仲要1路係到夾雞1路係到同人講野,,,
乜口水都噴晒落去啦,,,,,
食完,,,番歸,,,,到左7點同老豆出左去食飯
走個陣,,,去左百佳,,阿p勁掃公仔面,,,食死!!! |
阿ma,,
is me
